Ok, boys. Sort of an udpating-catch-up-miscellaneous kinda post here.

- Be sure you scroll down a few posts after reading this one because there are a few new ones that I did throughout the day on Thursday. They are hotter and sexier than this one. Unless you like this kind of thing in which case knock yourself out.

- I posted a daily schedule of 12p-4a daily – that doesn’t mean I am here every single second of that time. It just means those are the most likely times you will catch me. I mean, seriously, I’d be kind of a loser if I really was here all that time. Between those other hours I am usually asleep and I do not hear the phone – or sirens, or thunderstorms, or marching bands. Although, in all fairness, I don’t think a marching band has ever gone by in close enough proximity to where I am sleeping for that to be entirely accurate but whatever.

- If you call me during the times when I am “supposed” to be here and don’t get me, well… I’m either on the phone doing some other lucky boy that got to me first or taking the dogs out or something or I’m actually not home. You should wait a few minutes – like 5 or 10 – and try me again. Please don’t call 89 times in a row every 2 seconds because, well, that’s not only lame, but really annoying and then I won’t want to make you cum. We don’t want that. So wait a few minutes.

- Please donate to the “Amber Needs Lasik” fund. I think it’s like $1k or something. So, I need 200 of you to tip me $5. Or 100 of you to tip me $10. Or gosh, only 50 of you to tip me $20. Twenty bucks! You waste that on pizza and a 6-pack and that doesn’t make you cum like I do. Ok, well not most of you anyway. I assume. I hope. Give the gift of sight. You know you want to.

- I must thank you all for being polite. You really are a great group of guys! I hear from other girls that their guys just hang up at the end and stuff, but not mine. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever even had one of you just hang up on me without at least a little bit of post-orgasm sweet nothings. Hopefully, I didn’t just jinx that. But yeah, thanks for being sweet! Kisses for everyone!

- Just because I haven’t posted what your particular thing is – doesn’t mean I don’t, won’t or haven’t done it. Ask me. Or throw me down and make me do it. That works too.

- Oh, this one is important. Our credit card thing will not take Visa/MC Gift cards. Suckage. Unfortunately, it needs to be able to verify an address and since those don’t have one it declines. But fear not! I have a workaround – call me or email me for the solution. I think the Amex gift cards are fine.

- Sign up to get my blog posts sent right to your email! I signed up myself to test it out and it is pretty nifty. The bad news is, it doesn’t email them out real time and seems to just do it once a day. The good news is, it posts the whole entry right in the email, picture and all, so if you are trying to misbehave at work or something, you don’t have to surf, you can just check your email. Yay! So either enter your email in the box up there on the left or Click Here To Subscribe.

- Don’t forget, I have the whole bet/contest thing going on for April – call me – I must win. Early results are quite favorable. Victory shall be ours!

- Are you still paying attention? There may or may not be a quiz later.

- Is there something you’d like me to blog about that I’m not? Do you like only the dirty pervy ones? Do you enjoy the ones that are more personal? Would you like to see some of those “quiz” type things? Or the “survey” kind of things? Would you guys like some sort of contest or chance to win a free call or something? Let me know. I do like to please after all.

- You guys can comment and participate a little. It wouldn’t kill you and it would make me happy. I know I have a lot of readers. No talkers. Shy? Hmm, hard to believe knowing you like I do. Give a girl some comments every now and then, k?

- I think that’s it. Unless of course you want to spoil me. A happy me is a good me!

Have a great Friday! Especially you.

I’m going to snuggle up in the best blanket in the world now.

So, you all haven’t really been “treated” to my free-flowing rambling yet and I think it is about time. I like to just start writing and see what happens sometimes. I kind of have a bunch of things circulating in my mind and it’s easier to just kinda go for it than to try and have an organized posting session sometimes. Plus I am just in that kind of mood. So buckle up.

It’s 2:13am and I have a cock worship wake up call scheduled for 5:30am so I have time to kill. Hopefully the phone will ring and I will keep getting “distracted” from here. My wake up call is with a new playmate that I was lucky to get just over this past weekend. He’s sort of Dominant but he’s really nice about it so I am really enjoying playing with him. He likes me to worship his cock and that’s easy enough for me. He also likes me to sort of get younger and younger while doing it so that gives it a little extra flair and I really like that. When he wakes up to my sexy sweet voice in a couple of hours, I will have an imaginary playmate with me and I will show her how to please him. It is, coincidentally, April Fool’s Day now which works perfectly with the rest of his fantasy roleplay – I will keep tricking him about her age and she will be much younger than he really thinks.

It’s thunderstorming again. I was out today in just short sleeves and wasn’t freezing or trying to rush to get inside anywhere so that’s a plus. I would so much rather be too hot than too cold. I don’t do cold very well. I like snow but we mostly only had slushy ice snow this winter and that kind of sucked.

I am ready for summer. So ready. I want to wear shorts and tiny tops and get pedicures and flip flops in a zillion colors and feel the heat of the sun on my skin and drive with the windows down, the sunroof open and the music blasting. I have a terrible driving record. Slow drivers make me insane. I get wayyy too many tickets and that’s not counting the ones I have managed to charm my way out of. Which isn’t enough hence the bad driving record.

Oh! I know! Why don’t some of you guys send me a mix CD? I love those so much! Put all of your favorite songs on it or songs that you think I would like or songs that remind you of me or something. Email me for the address. And then I can rock out to your tunes while flying down the highway and eluding the police! Yay!

Rambly enough for you yet? No? Ok.

I need lasik. That eye burning or whatever horrifying thing it is they do to you so you can ditch the contacts forever. I saw Jessica Simpson get hers and I’m pretty sure I would never be able to do it, but I want it anyway. Ok, it is giving me a shiver just thinking about it. I can barely sit still when they do that eye puffing blast of air thing. And the eye doctor inevitably sighs exasperatedly at me.

I made a bet with one of the other girls. For April. A contest sort of bet. I think just for bragging rights. I’m super competitive and according to her I am a “nose rubber” (no way! i am a sweet angel!), so she may not be talking to me at the end of the month. Sad. I will try to be nice even though I am so going to kick her butt. With your guys’ help, of course. There are 3 areas of competition and the winner must be the best in 2 out of 3. I fully expect to sweep with a perfect 3 out of 3.

I played with my favorite caller today. He deserves his own entry so I will definitely do that, but I just wanted to get at least something in here about it in the meantime. I forgot to tell him that a few of you have started sort of mentioning him in a somewhat jealous and almost snarky way. You should be jealous – I absolutely adore him. You shouldn’t be snarky though. Tsk. Tsk. He and I are quite the wicked punishers, so I’d watch out if I were you! Read the rest of this entry »