Naughty Dads, Sexy Brits & Other Bad Boys
I started my age play phone sex day off with some taboo daddy daughter incest phone sex! Yay! I love daddy’s little girl phonesex! This dad had a sexy, southern voice too which was so hot. Anyway, seems I was a naughty young girl at school and the principal called and told on me. That big meanie! He caught me behind the school - with 2 older boys. I was on my knees and had my panties down and was, well, you know… sucking them off. Daddy wasn’t mad though. Nope! He just wanted me to show him what I was doing! I was so happy to not be in trouble that I eagerly took out his cock. My gosh! Soooo much bigger than the boys at school! Oh and guess what else Daddy and I did? Maybe I’ll tell you and maybe I won’t…
Thought I’d switch it up on you guys and start out with a little naughty first! More later so stay tuned. I am sure I have some random ramble for you. Thinking…
Oh, how about how I almost got killed today. Sure did. Sort of my fault, sort of not. I went to check the mailbox (there was nothing, cry cry cry) after having done a few other things and it had gotten to be after work traffic time which super sucks. Well, I am really a menace out there, for real. I am like all aggressive and impatient and risky and speedy and all. I don’t scare myself but you probably wouldn’t want to ride with me. Anyway, I get very agitated being stuck behind people and the turn I needed to make was onto a street with just a 4-way stop and the cars were wayyy backed up and I could tell it was going to take forever. So I thought I’d be all crafty and go to the next street and turn in and cut through and come out on the other side. Smart, right? Except as soon as I turned in I saw the “No Outlet” sign. Grrrrr!!! So then I had to turn around and come back out and make a LEFT into all the traffic. Great news. Nobody wanted to let me do it either so I kept creeping out anyway and finally some lady sort of stopped (I didnt really give her much choice). But then I couldn’t see in the other oncoming traffic lane because there was a ridiculously big SUV blocking my view. So I kept creeping and almost got killed! Eeeeek!! That person was not so happy to see me at all. They honked and swerved and I’m sure cussed me out. And they gave me a heart attack which is so inconsiderate of them. Jerks. Would any of you miss me?
I wish I had a laundry robot. I don’t suppose any of you could invent one of those for me? I would show you my undying gratitude and my undying gratitude is hot. You’d like it for sure. You’d like it in the morning. And at lunch. And after work. And before bed. And in the middle of the night. So, uh, anyone? Laundry robot? Please?
Also, could some more of you please email me? Particularly if we’ve misbehaved together. I like to send you little thank you kissies at the very least. And I get all tingly when my email sound thing goes off. It’s almost kind of Pavlovian.
Some sexy hot UK guy today called and wanted to play with school girl me in my little “knickers”. I just love that so much! He also mentioned my “bathing costume”. Is that not the cutest thing? It sounds like so old-timey or something. He really, really had the sexy accent going on. Made me all starry-eyed because he just sounded so dreamy. I did, in fact, show him my knickers, in case you were wondering. I’m naughty like that.
Oh! Last night I had this guy call and not for “sweet, nice Amber” but for my evil, wicked, what do you call it? You know what I mean? Like not twin but something else. Anyway, in this particular roleplay fantasy, I was the 7th grade neighbor girl and he was the college neighbor home for a visit. I went into my room and found him stroking his tiny little thinger with a pair of my panties! So I laughed and teased him and made him do all sorts of things in order to win my silence. Naughty things. It was fun! I was all wanting to be dirty and pervy and freaky last night too so YAY!
Had some quickie fun with my morning wood neighbor guy too except this time it was office temp quickie fun! Rawr!












