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Yes, it’s really me. I know I really suck at my blog. I’m sorry! I think it’s just that I’ve already written so much I don’t know what else to write about. Hehe. But, I am still around and still as naughty as ever so please give me a call whenever you are in need of the hottest age play phone sex girl ever!

The reason I dusted this thing off today, though, is because I promised my friend I would post something about her. If you recall, I previously announced that my friend Summer (www.CallMeSummer.com) had decided to give phone sex a try. Well, she loves it! I knew she would be great and she’s super sexy and has a very dirty mind so I’m glad she decided to try.

She’s done so well, in fact, that another one of our friends has also decided to give it a try. She’s also sexy and hot and naughty and dirty and pervy and all of the things you guys love! I promised her I would write something about her, too, so you guys could check her out. Please meet my friend Fiona! You can visit her website at www.FreakyFiona.com. I know you’ll enjoy her, too! She’s REALLY dirty and, in fact, I like to live vicariously through her because she’s really such a dirty girl and ALWAYS has something, well – freaky – going on.

So, call me, call Summer, call Fiona. A hot tri-fecta of naughtiness to keep you happy!

Posted on November 19th, 2010 by admin  |  No Comments »

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Yay, it’s Friday! This week went by fast! I hope you all worked hard and had a good week and are ready to play hard and have a great weekend!

As for me, I am keeping my little butt planted right here for the most part so you should be able to find me! Barring that, check out my sexy friend ~ www.CallMeSummer.com ~ and you’re sure to be satisfied. She’s very much like me and will do all the dirty, taboo phone sex things you love. Plus I think she’s on a slightly different schedule and is probably up later at night than I am. And yes, I actually know her – we went and got our nails done the other day in fact!

Speaking of dirty and taboo things we all love (like me! hehe), you do know that age play phone sex isn’t the only thing you can call me for, right? Sure, it’s super hot and soooo naughty and I especially love when we do extreme things and I get to be very young for you and stuff, but I also like just about everything else too. So don’t be shy if you have some kinky urges – I never say no to anything and have a crazy dirty imagination so I’m pretty sure you’d be happy and thrilled and amazed that such a sweet kitten can be such a dirty cat! Plus the super kinky things can also be done as part of an underage fantasy too and maybe add a different level of fun to it.

Anyway, I’m just waking up now so this will be a short post, but I’m here and I’m all frisky and stuff already so let’s get busy! This little kitty needs some lovin’!

xoxo
Amber

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Posted on July 23rd, 2010 by admin  |  No Comments »

Happy Phone Sex Monday

Hello,

Just thought I’d pop in and give you an idea of my schedule for this week.

Today/Mon: evening/late night
Tues: off
Wed: 9a-3p, 5-10p
Thurs: 9a-3p, 5-10p
Fri: 9a-3p, maybe at night
Sat 12p – 6p, maybe at night
Sun: maybe late afternoon

Hope all you dirty daddies had a nice Father’s Day yest!

xoxo
Amber

Posted on June 21st, 2010 by admin  |  No Comments »

Snowed In – Almost – Let’s Be Dirty!

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Well, boys. Let’s see. It’s going to be super snowy today and I could end up snowed in by tonight! I think that’s fun! I’ll be counting on you all to keep me warm (hot)! Plenty of ways to do that too – I love being a no limits phone sex girl – because why have limits when it’s phone sex? That’s just silly. We can do whatever we want! Get really naughty, super kinky, extra dirty, insanely pervy – whatever!

Please, Pretty Please Vote For Me! :)

Anyway, so, I was looking at my phonesex blog subscriptions – if you haven’t subscribed yet, please do it now! Then you get this sent right to your email once a day (seems like it’s late at night – yes, I subscribe to my own blog, so what? hehe) and you won’t miss anything. But that’s not what I was starting to say. I mention this because I was in the feedburner thing today and did some “cleaning”. So, if you’ve been a slacker and haven’t activated your account – too bad, so sad! I’m very tidy and organized and got a little click happy. You rule breakers (non activators?) will have to sign up again!

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Posted on January 27th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

I’ve been a naughty girl…

Hey Boys! Remember me? ;)

Thought I better get my sexy little butt in gear and post something since my inbox is now a series of “are you ok” emails. You guys are sweet to worry about me, but I assure you I am fine. Just being a naughty little girl this summer and I’ve been out and about and up to general mischief I suppose. I’ve mostly been lounging at the pool by day and hanging out with friends at night. I know I’ve been a total slacker with my phone sex blog and I’m really sorry. Probably I need a spanking or something. Probably I need a bare bottom spanking over your knee until my little cheeks are all rosy red and… ok well, you know.

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Posted on July 15th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Waiting To Misbehave With You

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I have absolutely nothing in mind for this post. I like to try to write daily so I thought I’d just go ahead and start and see where we end up. Nothing much new to report. I’m watching the news in the background because I realized yesterday I have been kind of out of touch with the happenings outside of my own little world. It’s all depressing. No wonder I’ve been avoiding it. The tornado stuff (they keep showing that boy scout camp) and the floods (soon the entire midwest will be be underwater I think) are particularly troubling. I certainly don’t want to end up in a tornado and it is entirely possible that I could. You guys would miss me terribly if that happened, right?

Ok, well I certainly didn’t intend to be depressing so let me think of something happy.

Oh, I know!

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Posted on June 12th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Cumtastically Good Time

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No Limits Phone Sex Age Play Teen Amber

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Hey guys. So, it’s Sunday night and the end of another weekend. Mine was good and I hope you all had a nice one too. I kept busy and pretty much played through the whole thing. Even got a little bit intoxicated last night (sat). I really do not drink that often so it doesn’t take much to get me really… friendly. Heh. Before the drinking part we had sort of a little CD burning party. Ok, well I did. I made all of my friends go to their cars and get music for me. I was just going to rip them but then it sort of turned into a burning party and that was kind of fun. I have all kinds of different music now and like for “free” so I’m all for that. And then we started burning stuff and swapping and whatnot. It was fun – the new comp rocks, it is fast and super cool. Oh!! – also nifty was that I got to use my label maker on them! Woohoo I love that thing!

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Posted on June 9th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

It’s later now.

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Yesterday when I posted the new poll (take it!), I said I’d be back “later” with a post. At the time I thought I’d be back like last night, but no, turns out “later” is like a day later. Guess I’m just a naughty little girl and maybe someone will have to spank me. ;)

I have to say so far for the new poll (please take it!), I am really surprised by the results on Question #4. I thought it would be a landslide for great sex. You know, us girls are lead to believe that all you guys care about is sex, sex and wait… oh yeah, more sex. I actually heard somewhere along the line that men think about sex every seven seconds (or maybe it was six). I am learning that you guys are somewhat misunderstood by my gender. Good thing you all have me to appreciate your greatness!

Haha, while I was just typing about that, Master J IM’d me with his own surprise at the results on that question. We are doing this wtf together right now.

Anyway, HI GUYS! Let’s play! I am ready to be sweet or dirty or both. I’ll keep babbling until someone stops me. Someone, quick, take one for the team and call me or you guys will be subjected to who knows what kind of randomness.

By the way, thanks for all your votes. Last time I voted (yes, I vote for myself, is that wrong?) I noticed I was #1 on PSC – yay! You guys are the best — please keep voting each of you. Like usually a couple hundred of you come here each day but not even close to that many of you are voting… if you could please just take the 3 seconds to help me out even once that would be super great! Please and thank you!

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I feel like I need to spend some time with my little purple bunny friend. Mmm.

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Posted on May 14th, 2008 by admin  |  1 Comment »

Loungin’ around on Saturday afternoon…

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Just a quick entry for now as I feel guilty when I don’t update my phone sex blog each day. I will do my best to come back later and do a more thorough post and give you the naughty updates I know you love. In speaking with some of you about this blog, it’s become quite clear that you look forward to seeing something about yourself and our particular call here so I will definitely make sure to try to stay on top of those. You’ve also all been really encouraging about my other babble and randomness and saying you enjoy that too so that’s good.

So, it’s Saturday afternoon. I’ve been up for a couple of hours now, but only just got back from a quick trip to Starbucks for my new favorite coffee. It’s probably a bad sign that I now “know” most of the people at the drive-thru window. Today I had to wait for mine to brew so the guy was all chatty and flirty with me. He’s nice and he’s very sweet, but there’s one particular guy there who is very HOT and I find quite yummy. I haven’t seen him for awhile so maybe my caffeine cravings are not lining up properly with his schedule or something. Sadness. What would I do with my own personal sexy hot boy barista? More than have him serve me freshly brewed coffee in bed, that’s for sure. Yum.

Anyway, there was a point to all that and as usual I got distracted. The point, though, is that I am expecting to be home the rest of the day and available for scandalous phone sex sessions for the duration. I was going to go to the movies tonight, but I don’t think I am now. Of course, being a girl, I’ll probably change my mind several times between now and then but whatever. You’ll still love me, right?

I think instead I’ll spend the day in an all out pampering kind of session for myself. Manicure, pedicure, facial, bubble bath – that sort of thing. Just relax and hang out and enjoy all the girlie stuff in between kinky dirty phone sex calls. I really love being such a naughty girl you know.

I think some of you have been voting for me so thanks for that. Please continue to do it each time you check in on me here.

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Posted on April 19th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Monday, Dirty Monday

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A groovy Monday night to all of you. Hope you had a nice day and are ready for some dirty action with yours truly. I am feeling sort of extra pervy and kinky tonight so if you have something particularly nasty on your mind let’s go for it. I really do love the taboo phonesex stuff and I don’t just mean “age play phone sex”. I know most of you sort of like to think of me as sweet and naughty, which I am, of course. But sometimes I am a little more than naughty and I like to be ~ D I R T Y ~ and ~ F R E AK Y ~ and this is one of those times! Tonight I want to do all the things nice girls aren’t supposed to. Tomorrow I can be your sweet little precious angel again, promise.

Did you all like my song? I know at least one person did – he left me a real actual comment! Yay! A good one too, smart and thoughtful – you should check it out. I am all proud of myself for figuring out how to post youtube right in here too so I will probably be obsessed with that for awhile. I even made it pink!! I don’t spend a lot of time youtubing but every now and then I find something I feel the need to share. Hopefully it didn’t cause any major lag or anything for anyone. And I figured it would be ok for my naughty guys at work since it doesn’t just automatically start playing and you won’t get busted. I do try to keep that kind of thing in mind, you know, being discreet and all.

I woke up to “sunshine kisses” in my email this morning. With little teeny tiny pictures of the sunshine and of teeny tiny kisses and everything. I promise I will watch for the unicorns like You asked. Hehe.

Speaking of sunshine, I’ve been walking on it lately, much like Katrina (and the waves) and a decked out Patrick Bateman on his way to work. I watched that AGAIN. I just love it so much I pop it in and let it run in the background while I am doing other things. But yeah. Sunshine. Walking on it. I am. You know who you are.

Does anyone have any opinion on my going to tan? Like I know some guys are super against it and some are like “whatever you want, babe”. I have gone in the past and I do like getting all toasty and warm in the hot lights and find it very relaxing. I see how some girls can get addicted to it for THOSE reasons, but I don’t get all tanorexic or anything. Yuck. I have been having this debate with myself for the last couple of weeks and I just can’t decide. It’s not like I’m all milky white or anything so I don’t really need to, but I do like a little bit of tan I guess. I tan naked if that helps in your decision making process. Oh and then I need lots of lotioning up… bonus! And what about tattoos? Just kidding! No tattoos for me.

That’s kind of a short post tonight, but maybe I’ll be back later. Don’t forget what I said about making me your dirty girl tonight!

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Posted on April 14th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »