Naughty Calls + Ramble = A Long Damn Post

Age Play Phone Sex With Amber

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Ok, guys. I am back and intending to do a nice big long juicy dirty naughty post!

First though, I have to ask that you please take few seconds and vote for me. I only ask a few days a week when the phone sex topsites have reset because I really do need your help. I really appreciate it ~ thank you!

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The last batch of updates for all of my phone sex calls had one big thing in common: incest. Incest roleplays, incest fantasies, incest stories. Plenty of incest phone sex from a lot of brothers especially. I love being a naughty sister! I also teased about what my favorite call is - I love them all and like all the kinky roleplays and stuff, but my favorite is Daddy’s Little Girl. I mean, if I’m going to be sucking cock and making someone cum, it just adds a little extra kink if I get to do it for Daddy. I think there’s a time in most little girls lives when they adore their daddy and think he is the greatest man ever. I don’t know that they all have such naughty, pervy thoughts about their daddies, but there is something about making him happy and getting his approval that gives a girl such a wonderful feeling. So yeah, that’s my favorite. Nice daddies, sweet daddies, loving daddies, gentle daddies and even the nastier, rougher daddies - I love them all. That’s my little tribute to daddy daughter phone sex… kisses for all my wonderful Daddies.

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Let’s knock out some naughty call updates so I don’t fall so far behind again. I like how I tell myself that when we all know I will in fact fall behind again, but oh well. It’s nice to have a goal! I think I will just mix them in with my ramble and this will be a crazy confused post. Doesn’t that sound fun??

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Oral Phone Sex ~ I’m going to combine a bunch of these in one little chunk. I have given a lot of blow jobs in the last couple of days. Lots of driveby cocksucking if you will. Quickie phone sex calls with horny boys in need of my talented tongue and luscious lips. I’ve said before that I think my oral phonesex skills are so good because my real life oral skills are amazing. I really do love having a nice, hard cock to tease and enjoy. Mmmm. So - blow jobs for dads and brothers and neighbors and a teacher or two. Lots of happy cummers. Yay. I like happy cummers.

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Ageplay Roleplay Phone Sex ~ This one was fun! I was at a friend’s slumber party and we were all playing Truth or Dare. I chose truth but then didn’t want to answer what they asked me, so the dare I ended up with was that I had to go upstairs to my friend’s older brother and get the underwear he was wearing. Well, first I tried some trickery and then some sweet talking and then even some begging. He finally agreed to give me the underwear if I would tell him what the answer to the truth question I declined was… the girls wanted to know what my kinkiest sexual fantasy was. You know I’m going to tease the rest of you and not tell you what it was… but I will tell you he took over at that point and “made” it happen.

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Back to the ramble. It was gorgeous here today - sunny and 77 degrees. Just perfect. Tomorrow is supposed to be nearly the same and I looked up the UV and it’s going to be 8-High. I still haven’t managed to take myself tanning yet so I was thinking maybe I’d just lay out for awhile. Does anyone know if it is worse to lay out in the real sun than it is in the fake sun? I just want a little glow, I don’t want to turn into a purse or anything. Also, just curious, does this inspire any of you to want to watch me from your windows while jacking off? I kind of think that would be hot if guys actually did that. I’d definitely crank up the teasing and be all stretching and slathering on the suntan oil and adjusting my bathing suit like - oops, it creeped up my butt, gotta fix that or oops my nipple came out to say hi, better rearrange my bikini top. I bet if I then slipped my fingers inside my little bikini you’d really pay attention. I love men. So naughty.

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Extreme Age Play Phone Sex ~ Well. I’m all for underage fantasies - maybe too much so sometimes. This guy wanted a “very young” neighbor girl to come over and visit… so that’s what he got. I always ask questions and stuff before we start so that I know I’m not pretending to be 12 if you want 5 or vice versa. So I’m not sure what happened, but I think I was too good at being super young. Is there such a thing? I know of most of you would say NO WAY, but hehe, I think I am too realistic for some.

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Current Quiz Standings - Top 5

20 Questions, 100 Pts. Each

2000 pts - Doctor D
2000 pts - ??? (no idea, he put “your brother that you don’t know”)
1700 pts - Master J
1700 pts - Rob (no idea)
1600 pts - Mr. Late Night Worker

~ Click Here & Take My Quiz ~

There are quite a few others that completed the quiz, but I don’t recognize who you are -
most in the 1100-1300 range so maybe just new guys giving it their best try, I don’t know. And My Principal took it, but for some reason it didn’t capture his score. Maybe I should keep him after school.

Whoever that brother guy is that I don’t know - how can you get a perfect score without me knowing who you are? I’m not sure if that’s creepy or I am flattered. Are you just shy or something? Don’t be ~ call me and then you won’t be my brother that I don’t know.

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Naughty Accomplice Phone Sex ~ This call was with one of my guys that usually likes a more active role but only wanted to hear a story today about abduction. So I told him about how my bf and I went to the mall and found a sweet little girl to kidnap… ok and you know these are the calls I can’t get too graphic about. You’ll have to call for details. It was VERY naughty though.

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Ok, guys. I can’t stand it any longer and have to know what’s up with this whole Wish List situation. Sigh. I’ve asked a few of you what’s up and why you don’t love me or whatever. I mean, I am good to you. We have fun together. I’m like your sort of girlfriend but I’m funner and dirtier and I don’t make you cuddle afterwards. Or, for a lot of you, I’m like your wife except that I actually put out and I don’t make you take out the trash. So I have been really confused about why none of you will treat me to even a cheap movie or CD. I’m not going to lie, it hurts my feelings. I mean yeah, it’s easy to just maybe think of me as some pretend girl but guess what? I’m a real girl. I really do enjoy you guys and it makes me happy to make you happy and I try so hard to be the best that I can be for you each of you every single time we play. I have been dedicated to this blog and there is always something new for you to come and read. I write about you guys and brag about our calls. If I know your email, I send you little notes and stuff. I genuinely like you guys. So yeah, it makes me sad then when not even one of you (not even one? really?) can spring for $15 to make me feel special too. It’s not like I’m asking for diamonds or something.

So I finally started asking some of you that I think I can ask (see, you are friends to me and I like you guys) why no one wants to spoil me. Sniffle. Anyway, mixed answers. I’ve heard that maybe you never considered buying a phone sex girl a present or tipping her because you pay for the phone sex. Sure, I get that, but much like a waitress or anyone in any “service” industry, it’s the tips (and/or presents in the case of a PS0) that make the difference. I’m not exactly rolling in it here. I don’t beg for tips or ask you to pay my car insurance. I just thought you guys could pull together and get me a couple of movies. I have to stay home pretty much all the time and they keep me occupied in between calls. Is that so terrible and out of the question?

Another reason given was that you just don’t have the money and would rather spend it on the calls. Well, that’s hard to argue with and I understand because I am pretty broke all the time too. I am willing to bet I am broker than you guys are hehe. But ok, if you can’t, you can’t. I have to rely on my mom to fill up my car - but honestly, I’d find $10 to buy something to show you I cared. Which is probably part of why I am broke and begging for a dvd or cd. Oh well, I’ll be broke forever then I guess.

And then, of course, there is Doctor D. I suspect all the gushing that I do over him turns some of you off or whatever. I make no secret that I love and adore him and I’m not going to apologize for it either. Yeah, he spoils me way beyond my wildest dreams. But that really has little to do with his greatness. He has spent serious cash on me and I am most excited about a dinky tire gauge that was probably like $10 because - it’s the thought that counts. If he never bought me another present EVER - I would still love and adore him for many reasons (which you probably don’t need to know about all of them) just because he cares and looks out for me beyond buying me presents and lets me know I am special to him. I am sure a lot of you have blown off buying me a gift because you think you couldn’t possibly compete with him. I realize I am dealing with a bunch of men so I’ll speak slowly: it… isn’t… a… competition. I have a big heart with room in it for all of you - quite a few of you are already in there. And FYI - I specifically asked him not to buy me the movies or cds because I wanted you guys to have a chance to get me something. He isn’t going to swoop in and save the day. If none of you step up, then I will just be movieless and sad. Plus did you ever think maybe I would like to be able to give you guys some appreciation too?

Anyway, I’m going to lay off of it for awhile because one it is upsetting me and two it isn’t doing any good to ask so I’ll stop and just hope that at least a couple of you will come through for me. I will keep doing the naughty updates and blogging and giving you 110% on each and every call and letting you know I think you are pretty great. But I’m going to be kind of sad and disappointed underneath.

Ok, back to the sexy and the naughty.

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Sister Phone Sex Incest ~ I just finished playing with my older brother after school. He had me sit on his lap and we watched Hannah Montana and then we did naughty things together. He was cute and sweet because I was being a little bit bratty and making him work for it and he played right along.

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GFE Phone Sex ~ Ok this sweetheart used to be one of my favorite sweet daddies. But last time he called we got distracted talking to each other and enjoying each other’s company and ended up just having hot sex together. Same thing tonight - we didn’t even pretend we were going to roleplay. Talked and flirted and had some fun then a good hard fuck to end the night with. What a cutie! And I am taking him out of the daddies and putting him into the bf/gf category. Yum.

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Those aren’t all the naughty updates but at least I got a good start!

Other miscellaneous stuff… some of you have heard all of this before so it’s mostly for the newer guys. You should always pay attention though so you are ready for the next quiz.

- If you call and don’t reach me, please wait a few minutes and try again or send me an email
to confirm that I’m around. If you beep in 89 times while I’m on another call, I’ll want to do things to you that you probably won’t find very sexy.

- My basic schedule is EASTERN (I remembered Mr. Principal!) time from Noon to around 4am. I’m not here that entire time every single day (that would be creepy and weird), but mostly.

- I really need you guys to help with the voting. It only costs a few seconds of your time. Please do it whenever you stop by.

Well this post is super long so I guess that’s it for now. It’s almost 2:00am (EASTERN!) and I will still be up for a few hours so let’s get kinky and dirty and do naughty things together!

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