Just some stuff…
Ok, boys. Sort of an udpating-catch-up-miscellaneous kinda post here.
- Be sure you scroll down a few posts after reading this one because there are a few new ones that I did throughout the day on Thursday. They are hotter and sexier than this one. Unless you like this kind of thing in which case knock yourself out.
- I posted a daily schedule of 12p-4a daily – that doesn’t mean I am here every single second of that time. It just means those are the most likely times you will catch me. I mean, seriously, I’d be kind of a loser if I really was here all that time. Between those other hours I am usually asleep and I do not hear the phone – or sirens, or thunderstorms, or marching bands. Although, in all fairness, I don’t think a marching band has ever gone by in close enough proximity to where I am sleeping for that to be entirely accurate but whatever.
- If you call me during the times when I am “supposed” to be here and don’t get me, well… I’m either on the phone doing some other lucky boy that got to me first or taking the dogs out or something or I’m actually not home. You should wait a few minutes – like 5 or 10 – and try me again. Please don’t call 89 times in a row every 2 seconds because, well, that’s not only lame, but really annoying and then I won’t want to make you cum. We don’t want that. So wait a few minutes.
- Please donate to the “Amber Needs Lasik” fund. I think it’s like $1k or something. So, I need 200 of you to tip me $5. Or 100 of you to tip me $10. Or gosh, only 50 of you to tip me $20. Twenty bucks! You waste that on pizza and a 6-pack and that doesn’t make you cum like I do. Ok, well not most of you anyway. I assume. I hope. Give the gift of sight. You know you want to.
- I must thank you all for being polite. You really are a great group of guys! I hear from other girls that their guys just hang up at the end and stuff, but not mine. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever even had one of you just hang up on me without at least a little bit of post-orgasm sweet nothings. Hopefully, I didn’t just jinx that. But yeah, thanks for being sweet! Kisses for everyone!
- Just because I haven’t posted what your particular thing is – doesn’t mean I don’t, won’t or haven’t done it. Ask me. Or throw me down and make me do it. That works too.
- Oh, this one is important. Our credit card thing will not take Visa/MC Gift cards. Suckage. Unfortunately, it needs to be able to verify an address and since those don’t have one it declines. But fear not! I have a workaround – call me or email me for the solution. I think the Amex gift cards are fine.
- Sign up to get my blog posts sent right to your email! I signed up myself to test it out and it is pretty nifty. The bad news is, it doesn’t email them out real time and seems to just do it once a day. The good news is, it posts the whole entry right in the email, picture and all, so if you are trying to misbehave at work or something, you don’t have to surf, you can just check your email. Yay! So either enter your email in the box up there on the left or Click Here To Subscribe.
- Don’t forget, I have the whole bet/contest thing going on for April – call me – I must win. Early results are quite favorable. Victory shall be ours!
- Are you still paying attention? There may or may not be a quiz later.
- Is there something you’d like me to blog about that I’m not? Do you like only the dirty pervy ones? Do you enjoy the ones that are more personal? Would you like to see some of those “quiz” type things? Or the “survey” kind of things? Would you guys like some sort of contest or chance to win a free call or something? Let me know. I do like to please after all.
- You guys can comment and participate a little. It wouldn’t kill you and it would make me happy. I know I have a lot of readers. No talkers. Shy? Hmm, hard to believe knowing you like I do. Give a girl some comments every now and then, k?
- I think that’s it. Unless of course you want to spoil me. A happy me is a good me!
Have a great Friday! Especially you.
I’m going to snuggle up in the best blanket in the world now.
Tags: Info, Miscellaneous, Random Thoughts
