Happy Sunshiney Monday (and stuff…)
Happy Monday Guys. Eh, I know, Monday, but still. It’s beautiful outside here today - bright, sunny, slightly breezy - and that makes me happy! 
My hand is way way way better, too - that also makes me very happy! Thanks to those of you that have been so sweet in checking on me and stuff. And especially for still misbehaving with me - extra kissie lovie hugs (and stuff) for all of you!!
Monday means a little bit of begging - Please Vote For Me! Make sure you put in the code it gives you or else it doesn’t count. I am planning to be in most of the week like all day and as late as I can stay up so I need lots of votes please please. And, you know, lots of bad boys and dirty daddies and naughty neighbors and all to play with!
Alright, so probably just gonna be kind of babbly for this post. Like, a lot of stuff has been going on, huh? People dropping like flies! The biggest surprise, of course, has to be Michael Jackson. Yeah, I know, there are a lot of MJ haters, but his music was still good and I am just kind of sad because I don’t think he really had much of a chance at a normal life ever. They’ve been showing stuff about him nonstop and it’s just kind of sad to see how he turned out. There’s a youtube that shows him when he was little and it morphs all his various faces in - oh, let me just look for it, hang on - ( MJ Morph Thinger ). I’m just linking that one because I am posting a different one at the end. But about halfway through this one, if you watch his eyes, you see where the “crazy” started. His eyes give it away, so sad and lost.
Anyway, he sort of eclipsed Farrah’s death. Also sad. That cancer thing is no good, no good at all and she was only 62. Sad.
And seriously - WTF - Billy Mays, too?! I LOVED that guy! I can’t tell you how many late nights he and I spent together while he taught me about OxiClean. And I almost ordered that little hamburger cooker thing one time - I love cute, tiny food! I am betting since he had a bump on the noggin’ that it’s going to turn out to be Natasha Richardson II with the hematoma or whatever dealie. Sad!!
It does make me wonder (in my darker, more twisted moments) if Patrick Swayze isn’t a bit gleeful each time someone that isn’t him goes off into the light. I joke, but that will make me really sad too. Who doesn’t love some Dirty Dancin? Sigh.
I told you this would be babbly. I haven’t babbled in awhile I guess.
Anyway, so, who’s been keeping up with the swine flu? I don’t want to be like a kook or anything, but I got a bit curious when it stopped being all over CNN and Yahoo and stuff and have been Googling swine flu myself and… it isn’t looking very good. Like, don’t rush out and buy any survival gear or whatever, but it wouldn’t kill you to toss a few extra cans of food and some water bottles in your cart - just in case it hits the fan. Here’s a good article ( LA Times Swine Flu Article ) if you’re interested. Even if you aren’t, check it out anyway!
Ok, so I just had a very fun guided masturbation phone sex call. I love it when you guys jerk off for me and let me tell you how to do it! Such good boys. I really like when you get all anxious and worked up and all that cum is building up and… yeah, that’s HOT!
I did just see on CNN though that they are saying Billy Mays had heart disease and probably didn’t die from the bump to the head. Oddly, that makes me feel better. Like how sad to die because you got bumped on the head? That just seems so wrong and unfair (and like it can happen to anyone). RIP Billy.
Alright, so… as soon as MJ died, I remembered this awesome youtube of the phillipino (sp) prisoners all doing the Thriller dance in the prison yard. Turns out they got the news and worked 9 straight hours that night to produce a tribute to MJ. I watched that too and it’s also great, but this one is my favorite. I mean, how can you not love a bunch of drug dealers and whateverers stomping around like zombies. It’s just too great for words - enjoy:
oooohoooohhh (that was my MJ squeal thing, you know, the crotch grabbing dealie)
I leave you with this: My FAVORITE MJ Song
You knock me off my feet…
Ok boys, let’s play!
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