The best presents are the ones that you didn’t ask for. The unexpected ones that someone gives you are SO perfect and SO wonderful because they took the time to think about it and get you something that they know you would really like. It is pretty easy to just get any old thing (although judging by the lack of love you guys are showing me and my request for movies and music, maybe it isn’t so easy, sigh). What’s really special is when you care enough about someone that you want to really surprise them with something they maybe don’t even know they need.

I just got back from the UPS Store. There were 3 boxes. All from my love, Doctor D. A small one, which seemed rather interesting so I opened that one first. Right in the car, parked in front of the store where you aren’t supposed to park. Heh. I have a really cute girlie pink swiss army knife dangling from my keys that I use. Anyway the little box had 2 nail polishes, yay, I love nail polishes! Then there was a larger one and a regular sized one. I opened the larger one next and that one had my label maker in it! Yay again! I am a little weird maybe, but I like to be organized and stuff so I am going to enjoy that thing a lot. And then there was the last box. I opened it and… didn’t recognize the contents. Not something that was on my list, hmm, what is this?

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Ok I have been a really good girl and I posted the naughty updates, I made the quiz, and I did a thank you post (with a just a teensy bit of begging in it). Now I get to ramble. Yay!

Uh oh, now I feel shy. Not really, just kidding.

I don’t know where to start so I’ll just start and hopefully it’s somewhere good or at least leads to somewhere good. It is late, late, late on Saturday night (it’s technically Sunday morning now). I am coming off of a really excellent week so I’m in a good mood. A great mood. Just hanging out and not quite ready to go to sleep yet.

If you read the latest batch of naughty call updates a post or two down, you know that I’ve had a multitude of incest phone sex calls the past couple of days. A lot of brother and sister and of course my daddies. You guys ask me a lot what my favorite call is. I do really like all the calls. I think about it for a second or two while I try to decide and then I wonder if I should repeat your own particular favorite call as my own too. But then I think for another second or two and I know my real answer. My favorite kind of call is…

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I am being such a good girl and catching up my phone sex blog! I’ve done the naughty updates, I prepared The Quiz (take it!) and now here is my Thank You post. I think this means I’ve completed my list and my next post can be all ramble if I want. Yay! I really have been a good girl! Even while I was being bad the whole time!

That thank you kiss (and many others) is for my beloved Doctor D. He spoils me soooo much I could kiss him forever and it wouldn’t be enough!

There’s been quite a lot of action on My Wish List this week and I know that some of it is from him. He bought me a luxurious featherbed for one thing. And also a bookmark and a book – the one about understanding men. I think he thinks he’s funny and that I need a crash course or something. He is probably right, he’s very smart. There’s been so much purchased that I suspect he might be responsible for another item or two as well. I guess I’ll have to wait and see…

There are a bunch of other things that some mystery man or secret lover type has purchased this week. I suppose it could be just one or two guys or maybe it is a lot of you. I sure would hate to give credit to the wrong person (i give really good credit) so I suppose I need to ask that if you’ve spoiled me this week, you please let me know. Special attention and gratefulness must be given to the correct recipient or it’s like a ripple in the pond and who knows what some misplaced gratitude could result in.

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Happy Friday! I’m sure you must all be glad it’s the weekend! I hope you are planning to include me in your celebration! I went out for awhile this afternoon, but now I am home all night and ready to get seriously naughty with you! My mood tonight is kind of all over the place – I feel submissive – but I feel a little bit vixeny too. I feel like I want to be a sweet, good little girl – but I also want to be a dirty bad girl! I guess it’s a good thing I am a no limits phone sex girl!

I love ageplay phonesex (sooo much!), but I like to branch out a little bit too sometimes so if you just need a hot, young girl to misbehave with ~ I definitely want to play! I like your kinky fantasies with the strange little twists and unexpected surprises and I like your more traditional fantasies too. I’m easy!

It’s really hot here tonight (me and the weather!) so I’m up in my room and I have the windows open and my little fan on. I took off my clothes a little while ago (one of my favorite hotties called and said “Hey, why don’t you cum for me tonight?” so i said “Okay!” and ripped my clothes off). I have since put a little purple spaghetti strap shortie nightie on – it’s really cute with little multi-colored hearts printed on it. I love hearts, you may have noticed. I am ready for action! Cum and get me!

I went sneaking over to my parents house this afternoon to see what kind of food they had (that I could steal) and my Mom was there. Busted, heh. Not really, she ended up taking me out to lunch (Ruby Tuesday, I had a turkey burger, it was messy but really good) and then we went to Super Target where she bought me a couple of pairs of shorts, a purple pair of leggings, two or three tops, some shampoo and other misc stuff like that and… some food! Yay! I won’t have to eat dry cereal and green beans after all. She lectured me a little bit but she doesn’t really mean it – she secretly likes to buy me stuff still. Oh and she filled up my car too – fifty bucks! That is INSANE. It was $3.60 per gallon. Thank goodness she had the day off.

Speaking of buying me stuff, I noticed that someone bought me Cloverfield from My Wish List… I don’t know who tho! Come out, come out whoever you are! That’s really sweet and I was all surprised. I thought it might be my beloved Doctor D, but I checked with him (kisses for you baby) and it wasn’t, so… ? I am REALLY HAPPY that some mystery person treated me, but I’d like to be able to thank you appropriately. I only just mentioned that I watched that the other day and I only added it to My WL last night or the night before. I have a couple of theories on who my mystery shopper is, but I don’t want to be a dork and ask. (Doctor D already knows I’m a dork so I don’t think he minded that I asked him.) Anyway, YAY ~ thank you stealth shopper boy!

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I’m really distracted, in a good way, a happy-yay-mmm kind of way, but distracted nonetheless and not in a very organized post posting kind of mood. A rambly rambler kind of mood. So it looks like more just “stuff” for you guys. So, if you aren’t in the mood for my misc musings, sorry.

I gave you a dirty pic to distract yourselves with at least. I’m nice like that, right? Like you can imagine me spreading my little pink place like that for you and you going down and doing your best to distract me from my distraction. Not that I think you can, necessarily. Distract me, I mean. From my distraction. But you can try. Try a lot. Try real hard. Um, yeah, try… right there… some more.

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Today I went out. And then I went out some more. I can stay in and be content for extended periods of time really, which is fortunate considering I have to be home most of the time. But then every now and then I just get the urge to GO OUT. Even if I don’t really have any plans or anything in mind. I just grab my stuff and get in my car and go. Usually this happens in a spring fever kind of frenzy because during the winter going out means being cold and no. But then when I am consumed by one of these semi-manic GO OUT times, it is hard for me to settle back in. I think, though, that I am good now.

Anyway, I had a pedicure appt today (I really want those VS shoes you guys – The Collector asked me if anyone had gotten them for me yet and even he seemed surprised that I am still shoeless and begging and he hasn’t even done a “real” call with me yet). So I went to the pedicure and that was fantastic. I had a lunch date with a friend of mine and that was fun. And then I went by the UPS Store and YAY my new pink leather wallet is here (thanks, of course to Doctor D) and I love it – I am going to transfer over to it later tonight as a matter of fact. And think of him every time I use it. Nice how that works out, huh?

And then I came home. With good intentions. I wandered around for a few minutes, still felt the pull and decided I wasn’t ready to be home yet. So I totally feel all naughty for blowing you guys off all day (and not in the GOOD way), but I am back now and ready to make it up to those of you that missed me. I think I can get you to forgive me. I have secret charms and stuff.

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I mentioned The Collector. We had another little phone chat right when I got home this evening in anticipation of the big event tomorrow. Yay! That is so going to rock. He also told me a few of his other naughty ideas and they are really exciting as well!

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At last! A name for my Cock Worship friend. That’s just so impersonal that way. I was thinking about it last night after our sexy playtime and had come up with something I was going to run by him and then this morning, this was in my email:

Amber,

Such naughtiness you brought to Me.
Seamless transitions of baby girl nasty
Delicious sounds of nursing lips
Caressing and fondling my Cock and Mind

kisses

Master J

Yep, perfect! Master J is exactly what I was going to suggest! I love when those little mind connection things happen like that!

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Here’s another fun boy I don’t really have a name for yet. We spoke on Sat for the first time in a mediumly extreme age play phone sex call – he was my neighbor – I went over to tell him that my Daddy had forced me to have sex – and then HE forced me to, too! Meanie. And then Sunday he called and we just chatted together for a little bit and then just did a curious neighbor girl thing. I really like when you guys call and enjoy just talking to me too. I will send you the email I promised later tonight!

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Another neighbor tried to call me again last night but something was wrong with his phone and he couldn’t hear me which is just so sad. I hope you try again!

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I am really all over the place tonight but oh well. That “my dad made me have sex” confession-turned-raped-again call? I actually had 2 of them within like a day or two. I know I get the same kinds of calls a lot of the time (you all add your own unique flavor so to speak so it’s always fun for me no matter what), but that one is really sort of specific. Every time that happens I wonder if you guys were like watching the same porn or something.

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I hate to beg, but I just got a Victoria’s Secret email about these new “Fit Flops” and I neeeeed them so bad! Surely there’s someone that wants me to have happy feet and legs??

Get a workout while you walk. Engineered to engage muscles, lessen joint impact and absorb shock, FitFlops burn calories and tone legs with every step. From running errands to working around your house, it’s finally easier to stay in shape and multitask your fitness with a sexy, sporty look. Imported leather/cotton/polyester.

• Strengthens and tones muscles in your feet, legs, buttocks, stomach and back
• Absorbs shock on your feet, knees and back
• Tones and trims your thighs, calves and glutes
• Recreates the gait of barefoot walking with a built-in micro-wobbleboard workout-enhancing effect
• Improves balance and posture

Would someone please please please GC me so I can get these? I will love you forever! Pretty please?

VS Gift Cards Send to: amber@ageplayamber.com

I usually don’t beg (not for presents anyway) but I really really want a pair of these in black. I would be so grateful. Please please please?

P.S. I would likely wear them around nearly every day throughout the summer, thus thinking of my benefactor every single time I put them on.