i am sooooo sad about it.

for one thing, it was a birthday present.

for another, i love to read.

oh and it has (well, had) my own little library on it.

now it’s just blank.

i never realized i would miss it so much.

a moment of silence for my fallen kindle please.

ty.

Anyway, hi!!

First, let me mention I’ve had some issues with my email – if you sent me something and I didn’t answer – that would be why. I’m not sure why it is glitchy, but I have been messing around with it and I *think* it is working now. I lost everything in it tho so I don’t have your emails anymore to reply to you. Try me again!

Second, March Madness, Baby! I admit, my heart hasn’t really been in it this year, but yesterday I decided to take a peek on CBS – and the Duke game was about to start. Well, I LOVE Duke, so I decided it was a sign or something (not really, I’m just silly) and watched it. YAY! Also, I’m really kinda goofy thrilled to see Butler in the Final 4. I am an Indy girl, you know. Since the F4 is here, does that mean they have home court advantage? Kinda!

Third, I don’t know, but you are supposed to go “first, second, third, etc” so I did.

Anyway so I’ve been around, just haven’t been at the computer much. Gotta get my Twitter going again, too. I have been working kind of let’s say around 7 or 8am off and on til around 10 or 11pm and sleeping at night like a *normal* person. It’s not my preference really as I am a natural niteowl but that whole sleeping-during-the-day-like-a-vampire thing gets old sometimes. So kind of just try me whenever, but mostly during the day I guess.

And still, anything goes, dirty as you want, kinkier than anyone else, naughty hot age play fun! I’m your girl!

Alright, just wanted to pop in for a minute and ‘get back on the horse’ so to speak and let you all know I’m here! Please take 3 seconds and Vote For Me! I’ll get back in my groove here and on Twitter, but really, you should disregard the frequency of my posting as any meter of my availabilty – it isn’t. Writing or posting -or not- I’m still phonesexing it up so don’t hesitate to try my phone!

P.S. ~ I can’t find your email addy, but THANK YOU to my very well hung brother for the bath soaky stuff from my Wish List! Kissies n licks on your loveliness!
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Anyway, hope you didn’t miss me too much. Well, no, actually, I do like it when you miss me because then I know you are thinking about me. I love it when you get hard thinking about all the ways I love to tease your cock and all the ways I love to make you cum.

Alright so… how about my Indianapolis Colts??!! Woohooo!!!! Ok, well, it did seem like this was a sure thing for quite awhile but it is nice to have it confirmed now. Super Bowl here we come! Sorry poor other team but it’s going to be a sad ride home for you all.

Oh! Will you guys please vote for me? I wouldn’t continually beg for votes if I didn’t need you to help me – it really does make a difference so please, if you can, it only takes like 3 seconds to click it and put it in the code and vote – Please Vote For Me! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Kiss kiss kisses!

It’s still dreary and blah here as far as the weather. You’d think the sun would be shining in celebration today for the Colts, but no, all gloomy. Ick. On the plus side, at least it isn’t super freezing although I guess it is going to get colder again this week. Oh well, that means I’ll be inside a lot and available to have hot kinky naughty phone sex all day with you guys! Yay!

That reminds me – I’m having problems with the handset to my phone – the buttons just do not want to push anymore so I can’t like check the CID or change the volume and it is a huge pain. I found a replacement on amazon but I can’t afford it so if any of you are feeling kind and generous that would be so wonderful. I don’t like to beg like that, but I really desperately need it. Click Here to see it on My Wish List. Enough begging, but I’d be really so super thankful if someone could help me out with that. And it would give you good karma which always comes back to you so nicely when you put good energy out in the universe.

Ok, I’m gonna hop in the shower real quick so I will be all clean and sparkly for you! As for today, I do expect to be home all day and pretty much for the rest of the week so far other than maybe running out for an hour or two here and there so hopefully we’ll get a chance to play soon!

What are you waiting for? Come misbehave with me! We’ll have a really really really good time!

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The GREATEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD Boy-Finally-Had-Sex-With-The-Girl-Of-His-Dreams-After-Sex Scene in a movie EVER EVER EVER:

Movie: (500) Days of Summer
Song: You Make My Dreams Come True, Hall & Oates

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVED THIS MOVIE! And did I mention this is the BEST EVER AFTER SEX SCENE IN A MOVIE EVER OF ALL TIME?! You MUST see this movie if you haven’t yet – it totally rocks!

Hey guys. Maybe kind of a rambly post for a change, huh? Ok!

I had a busy day today (well, Mon I mean) and was out for most of the afternoon so sorry about that – I hope that if we missed out on playing today, we can play soon! I should be around a lot the next couple of days at least so please think of me whenever your dick starts to get hard and you need a hot girl to give you a really great orgasm. I really do love it when you cum sooo hard. Like all body-shaking-moaning-twitching hard. Mmmm. I’m not even going to bother telling you all of the bazillion dirty deeds we can do or naughty games we can play – there’s page after page after page of posts here with plenty of that. I just really want to make you cum super hard. Total anything goes kind of mood happening. That’s ok, right?

So, there’s a bit of a problem with voting. Sorta, kinda. Like before I could just give you the voting link and you wonderful sexy men that take such good care of me would click it and vote and voila. But now I think they have made it so you have to vote from the main page of my actual site. So, it’s a little bit more of a pain and I’m super sorry about that, and I really wouldn’t bug you with it if I didn’t sooo need you to do it, but if you wouldn’t mind terribly, could you go to my site and scroll down and find the BLUE/RED flashing PSC button & vote for me that way? It’s a blue/red small flashing button in the pink box beneath where you would enter into my website. It’s in the bottom left corner of that pink box. Then you can cum play with MY little pink box, please.

Alright so it’s like going to be 5:30 am here soon. As you can see, I’m on some kind of nite owl kick right now. I feel like I might be up for another hour or so but then you will probably not get me again until late morning. Eastern.

I hope you guys have been Reading My Tweets! Seriously, you have to follow @naughtyamber on Twitter because I am all phone sexing it up over there! It makes it really easy for me to talk to you guys a lot and for those of you that like my sort of random babble, it’s really great for that. I’m trying to be (and have been, yay!) a really good girl about it and tweeting throughout the day so yeah.

Alright. I guess that’s it for now. A nice dirty, taboo phone sex post for you next time. Cross my naughty little heart. In fact, if there’s a particular fantasy or kinky topic or whatever that you’d like me to write about, Send Me An Email and I’ll do my best blog them and make you happy. I think that would be kind of hot actually! Yes, send me your dirty ideas for me to post about!

Alright, boys. Remember: I want to do bad things with you.

xoxo

Anyway, hi! I’m still here – I hope you aren’t thinking I’m not because I haven’t been posting. Still as kinky and dirty as ever and loving the extreme ageplay phone sex calls we crave! I’ve really had some very, VERY taboo underage phone sex fantasy calls recently! Like seriously under age phonesex! Rawr! LOVE IT!

So there’s been me as a nice little girl and me as a naughty little girl and me as an innocent teen virgin or me as a horny teen slut. I’ve fucked Daddy (yum!) and other incest phone sex family members. I’ve had LOTS of accomplice phonesex and quite a few rape phone sex calls. I’ve been busy! I’ve been a cum slut and I’ve been gangbanged. I’ve had big black cock and I’ve even done some teen cuckold fantasies. How fun to make sissy daddy eat my creampie!

Anyway, I’m here! Hot, horny, naughty, sweet — you know, same old me.

So don’t keep me and my tight little pink pussy waiting! We need to play and we need to cum and we need to be dirty and nasty and sweet and loving or whatever we want! Remember, I love roleplay phone sex and will do ANYTHING! No taboos, no limits, whatever! Seriously, nothing is too kinky or too weird or too perverted or even too mild! I think you’ll find I’m a very fun playmate to have for a hot, quickie random good time or a more long term GFE phone sex relationship. I’m an awesome virtual girlfriend – like seriously, I care about you guys!

Alright, so… stop reading and start stroking and let’s play!

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My hand is way way way better, too – that also makes me very happy! Thanks to those of you that have been so sweet in checking on me and stuff. And especially for still misbehaving with me – extra kissie lovie hugs (and stuff) for all of you!!

Monday means a little bit of begging – Please Vote For Me! Make sure you put in the code it gives you or else it doesn’t count. I am planning to be in most of the week like all day and as late as I can stay up so I need lots of votes please please. And, you know, lots of bad boys and dirty daddies and naughty neighbors and all to play with!

Alright, so probably just gonna be kind of babbly for this post. Like, a lot of stuff has been going on, huh? People dropping like flies! The biggest surprise, of course, has to be Michael Jackson. Yeah, I know, there are a lot of MJ haters, but his music was still good and I am just kind of sad because I don’t think he really had much of a chance at a normal life ever. They’ve been showing stuff about him nonstop and it’s just kind of sad to see how he turned out. There’s a youtube that shows him when he was little and it morphs all his various faces in – oh, let me just look for it, hang on – ( MJ Morph Thinger ). I’m just linking that one because I am posting a different one at the end. But about halfway through this one, if you watch his eyes, you see where the “crazy” started. His eyes give it away, so sad and lost.

Anyway, he sort of eclipsed Farrah’s death. Also sad. That cancer thing is no good, no good at all and she was only 62. Sad.

And seriously – WTF – Billy Mays, too?! I LOVED that guy! I can’t tell you how many late nights he and I spent together while he taught me about OxiClean. And I almost ordered that little hamburger cooker thing one time – I love cute, tiny food! I am betting since he had a bump on the noggin’ that it’s going to turn out to be Natasha Richardson II with the hematoma or whatever dealie. Sad!!

It does make me wonder (in my darker, more twisted moments) if Patrick Swayze isn’t a bit gleeful each time someone that isn’t him goes off into the light. I joke, but that will make me really sad too. Who doesn’t love some Dirty Dancin? Sigh.

I told you this would be babbly. I haven’t babbled in awhile I guess.

Anyway, so, who’s been keeping up with the swine flu? I don’t want to be like a kook or anything, but I got a bit curious when it stopped being all over CNN and Yahoo and stuff and have been Googling swine flu myself and… it isn’t looking very good. Like, don’t rush out and buy any survival gear or whatever, but it wouldn’t kill you to toss a few extra cans of food and some water bottles in your cart – just in case it hits the fan. Here’s a good article ( LA Times Swine Flu Article ) if you’re interested. Even if you aren’t, check it out anyway!

Ok, so I just had a very fun guided masturbation phone sex call. I love it when you guys jerk off for me and let me tell you how to do it! Such good boys. I really like when you get all anxious and worked up and all that cum is building up and… yeah, that’s HOT!

I did just see on CNN though that they are saying Billy Mays had heart disease and probably didn’t die from the bump to the head. Oddly, that makes me feel better. Like how sad to die because you got bumped on the head? That just seems so wrong and unfair (and like it can happen to anyone). RIP Billy.

Alright, so… as soon as MJ died, I remembered this awesome youtube of the phillipino (sp) prisoners all doing the Thriller dance in the prison yard. Turns out they got the news and worked 9 straight hours that night to produce a tribute to MJ. I watched that too and it’s also great, but this one is my favorite. I mean, how can you not love a bunch of drug dealers and whateverers stomping around like zombies. It’s just too great for words – enjoy:

oooohoooohhh (that was my MJ squeal thing, you know, the crotch grabbing dealie)

I leave you with this: My FAVORITE MJ Song

You knock me off my feet…

Ok boys, let’s play!

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Hi boys. Happy Thursday. It feels like Friday though. Dunno why.

Anyway, just a quick hi and schedule update. Oh and please keep voting for me! I posted blowjob girl below and that seems to have thrown off the votes. So please help! Just a little clicky clicky for your favorite age play phone sex sweetie and the kitten lives!

Ok ok, relax, just kidding. I don’t even have a kitten, I just wanted to say that some day and now I have. Heh.

Now where was I? Oh yeah, schedule. So for today, I will be here all morning and then I’ll be out for a few hours mid-late afternoon until probably early evening-ish. As of now, tomorrow I should be here most of the day/afternoon/evening and will try to stay up late. I said the other day or whatever that I was trying to change my schedule to later summer hours and I’m still working on that.

And oh, I guess it is Memorial Day weekend. Does anyone have any plans? I may or may not be going to a cookout/hangout/party thing on Sat and/or another one on Sunday, but I just don’t know yet. I like to keep my options open. Haha that’s just another something I’ve always wanted to say. This must be say-random-weird-things-you’ve-always wanted-to-say day. Try it – it’s fun!

Alright well, that’s it for now I guess. I have a new battery in my mini-rabbit of love so I’ll probably go enjoy that for a bit now. Please don’t let me play alone!

P.S. No, not really any tigers.

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Well, hello there Boys. Usually I try to post on Monday but it was pretty out yesterday and I don’t know, I guess I was distracted with other things. Sorry! Here I am now though. Today is not pretty out, it is rainy and gloomy yet again. I really need to move out of Indiana because it seems to be awfully rainy and gloomy all the time and that is so not my favorite. Does anyone have any relocation suggestions for me? Heh.

First things first – Please Vote For Me! Make sure you put the 3 digit code in or else it doesn’t count! You guys are the best – thanks so much!!

Alright, let’s see. What have I been up to? Well, it was nice over the weekend so I was definitely enjoying that. The wind was crazy though and kind of foiled some of my plans but it was still warm and sunny and yay. Hopefully soon it will be warm enough for me to lay out. I prefer that over the tanning place because it is peaceful and nice and I like “baking” but of course it sort of takes longer. I don’t hate the tanning place, but the tanning bed is not my favorite because of the stupid fan makes me cold until about half way through. The stand up ones are good though.

Yeah, I am babbling. Probably not one of the sexiest posts ever but oh well, you know you can call me for anything goes age play phone sex! Sometimes a girl just has to babble some tho.

Is anyone panicking about the swine flu? I tend to get a little caught up and paranoid about this kind of thing. Hey, I’m a girl, I am allowed to be kind of a chicken, no? I’m sure I will probably be fine. Right???? Hehe. Anyway, have you guys read The Stand? This kind of reminds me of that. Well, not exactly yet, but, just in case, beware the Walking Dude! Anyone want to head off to Mother Abigail’s with me? I think I would look kind of cute on a Vespa actually. Vroom vroom.

Oh! Here is some crushing news I’ve been devastated by. Stupid GM is killing off Pontiac. WTF?! Cry cry cry cry. I have a G6 that I love so much. Why would they keep stupid GMC instead of cool Pontiac? Losers. That really makes me sad. Now I have no idea what I will get next time I get to get a new car. That is the suck. Speaking of cars and GM, I saw the weirdest like Escalade pick up truck thing the other day. Escalade Pick Up truck? Weird. Unless I was blind and it wasn’t really an Escalade which is possible I guess because I need/want Lasik but I think for sure it was an Escalade. Like why wouldn’t you get the real Escalade and then get some regular old pick up truck if you wanted a pick up truck. It looked kind of like that ugly Avalanche thing. Sorry if you drive an ugly Avalanche thing. No, I mean, really I am sorry you drive an ugly Avalanche, not that I said the Avalance is ugly. Heh.

Well, so I bet you weren’t expecting car chat from Age Play Amber, huh? Tune in next time when I discuss beer and poker or some equally guy thing.

Just kidding, I don’t like beer (blech) and I suck at Poker.

I suck in some good ways too…

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I’ve decided that if I just open up this thing and start typing I get a lot more posting done than if I just think about it all day and wonder what I’ll write about. So this could be somewhat rambly as I didn’t take the time to think up anything in particular to write about today.

There are a few things though…

Some thanks are in order as I did get a few nice Valentine’s Day presents… a very cute heart shaped nightlight which was from a very naughty brother (yay for taboo incest phonesex), a really cute little heart necklace with an arrow through it that’s not here yet but is from a sweet guy that has gfe phone sex with me, a book about persuasion and a book light to go with it from my twisted uncle that likes me to come over and play with the dog (bestiality phone sex – so kinky, so pervy, so fun) – oh and an eye shadow palette from a dirty daddy that likes to pimp me out and wants me to look my best hehe – definitely love daddy’s girl phone sex both naughty and nice. Um, so yay for you guys. Thanks for the prezzies, you know it makes me so happy and tingly to know you are thinking of me and wanting to spoil me. Kisses and kisses and kisses and kisses.

One of you sent me a sweet note about the two youtubes I posted last week. It was actually a comment here on my sexy age play phone sex blog, but here’s the thing with that… somehow or other I got noticed by all the spam people (same thing for my email, it’s RIDICULOUS) and now they spam my comments. On any given day there are I’d guess about 30-40 spam comments trying to get me to enlarge my penis (ahem) or to try some Viagra so I can love her all night long (ahem again) or to buy other drugs and things. It’s really very annoying and makes it practically impossible to find the real comments in there but I did see that one yesterday so yay. Very sweet and thank you! Anyway, if you comment to me in there and I don’t answer or you don’t see it show up or whatever, that’s why.

I wish it would warm up and stay that way. I tried cutting a deal with Mother Nature and promised her that I would not complain about being too hot this summer if she would only make winter go away. So far she is ignoring me.

In other news, I have to move. I am not sure where I will end up but I have been trying to find something. If you have a hard time finding me, that might be why – I’ve been sneaking off to look at places.

Alright, I could probably keep babbling, but I keep getting “interrupted” to have kinky phone sex – by all means, keep interrupting. My babbling is probably boring anyway. I will come up with something scandalously fabulously dirty for next time.

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