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Wow. Time flies. I can’t believe it’s been so long since I posted! What a naughty, bad girl I am. Sorry! It really didn’t seem like THAT long!

Anyway, hi!! smile

First, let me mention I’ve had some issues with my email – if you sent me something and I didn’t answer – that would be why. I’m not sure why it is glitchy, but I have been messing around with it and I *think* it is working now. I lost everything in it tho so I don’t have your emails anymore to reply to you. Try me again!

Second, March Madness, Baby! I admit, my heart hasn’t really been in it this year, but yesterday I decided to take a peek on CBS – and the Duke game was about to start. Well, I LOVE Duke, so I decided it was a sign or something (not really, I’m just silly) and watched it. YAY! Also, I’m really kinda goofy thrilled to see Butler in the Final 4. I am an Indy girl, you know. Since the F4 is here, does that mean they have home court advantage? Kinda!

Third, I don’t know, but you are supposed to go “first, second, third, etc” so I did.

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Posted on March 29th, 2010 by admin  |  No Comments »

another monday in january

Hey guys! Thought I’d better get my little butt in here and post something since I kind of sucked and didn’t end up doing it last week. Sorry! Sometimes I just keep getting distracted by this and that and before I know it – oops, didn’t update my phone sex blog.

Anyway, hope you didn’t miss me too much. Well, no, actually, I do like it when you miss me because then I know you are thinking about me. I love it when you get hard thinking about all the ways I love to tease your cock and all the ways I love to make you cum.
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Posted on January 25th, 2010 by admin  |  No Comments »

I present you with Awesomeness…

Behold.

The GREATEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD Boy-Finally-Had-Sex-With-The-Girl-Of-His-Dreams-After-Sex Scene in a movie EVER EVER EVER:

Movie: (500) Days of Summer
Song: You Make My Dreams Come True, Hall & Oates

LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVED THIS MOVIE! And did I mention this is the BEST EVER AFTER SEX SCENE IN A MOVIE EVER OF ALL TIME?! You MUST see this movie if you haven’t yet – it totally rocks!

Posted on December 29th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

An Anything Goes Kinda Mood

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Hey guys. Maybe kind of a rambly post for a change, huh? Ok!

I had a busy day today (well, Mon I mean) and was out for most of the afternoon so sorry about that – I hope that if we missed out on playing today, we can play soon! I should be around a lot the next couple of days at least so please think of me whenever your dick starts to get hard and you need a hot girl to give you a really great orgasm. I really do love it when you cum sooo hard. Like all body-shaking-moaning-twitching hard. Mmmm. I’m not even going to bother telling you all of the bazillion dirty deeds we can do or naughty games we can play – there’s page after page after page of posts here with plenty of that. I just really want to make you cum super hard. Total anything goes kind of mood happening. That’s ok, right? ;)

So, there’s a bit of a problem with voting. Sorta, kinda. Like before I could just give you the voting link and you wonderful sexy men that take such good care of me would click it and vote and voila. But now I think they have made it so you have to vote from the main page of my actual site. So, it’s a little bit more of a pain and I’m super sorry about that, and I really wouldn’t bug you with it if I didn’t sooo need you to do it, but if you wouldn’t mind terribly, could you go to my site and scroll down and find the BLUE/RED flashing PSC button & vote for me that way? It’s a blue/red small flashing button in the pink box beneath where you would enter into my website. It’s in the bottom left corner of that pink box. Then you can cum play with MY little pink box, please. :)

Alright so it’s like going to be 5:30 am here soon. As you can see, I’m on some kind of nite owl kick right now. I feel like I might be up for another hour or so but then you will probably not get me again until late morning. Eastern.

I hope you guys have been Reading My Tweets! Seriously, you have to follow @naughtyamber on Twitter because I am all phone sexing it up over there! It makes it really easy for me to talk to you guys a lot and for those of you that like my sort of random babble, it’s really great for that. I’m trying to be (and have been, yay!) a really good girl about it and tweeting throughout the day so yeah.

Alright. I guess that’s it for now. A nice dirty, taboo phone sex post for you next time. Cross my naughty little heart. In fact, if there’s a particular fantasy or kinky topic or whatever that you’d like me to write about, Send Me An Email and I’ll do my best blog them and make you happy. I think that would be kind of hot actually! Yes, send me your dirty ideas for me to post about!

Alright, boys. Remember: I want to do bad things with you.

xoxo

Posted on September 29th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

As kinky and dirty as ever!

I know, I know. I have been a naughty phone sex girl by not updating my age play phonesex blog. But… it’s been summer and all and, well, I dunno. Spank me I guess!

Anyway, hi! I’m still here – I hope you aren’t thinking I’m not because I haven’t been posting. Still as kinky and dirty as ever and loving the extreme ageplay phone sex calls we crave! I’ve really had some very, VERY taboo underage phone sex fantasy calls recently! Like seriously under age phonesex! Rawr! LOVE IT!

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So there’s been me as a nice little girl and me as a naughty little girl and me as an innocent teen virgin or me as a horny teen slut. I’ve fucked Daddy (yum!) and other incest phone sex family members. I’ve had LOTS of accomplice phonesex and quite a few rape phone sex calls. I’ve been busy! I’ve been a cum slut and I’ve been gangbanged. I’ve had big black cock and I’ve even done some teen cuckold fantasies. How fun to make sissy daddy eat my creampie!

Anyway, I’m here! Hot, horny, naughty, sweet — you know, same old me. ageplay

So don’t keep me and my tight little pink pussy waiting! We need to play and we need to cum and we need to be dirty and nasty and sweet and loving or whatever we want! Remember, I love roleplay phone sex and will do ANYTHING! No taboos, no limits, whatever! Seriously, nothing is too kinky or too weird or too perverted or even too mild! I think you’ll find I’m a very fun playmate to have for a hot, quickie random good time or a more long term GFE phone sex relationship. I’m an awesome virtual girlfriend – like seriously, I care about you guys!

Alright, so… stop reading and start stroking and let’s play!

But first – Please Vote For Me!
Please, please, pretty please? batting eyes
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Posted on August 10th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

Happy Sunshiney Monday (and stuff…)

Happy Monday Guys. Eh, I know, Monday, but still. It’s beautiful outside here today – bright, sunny, slightly breezy – and that makes me happy! :)

My hand is way way way better, too – that also makes me very happy! Thanks to those of you that have been so sweet in checking on me and stuff. And especially for still misbehaving with me – extra kissie lovie hugs (and stuff) for all of you!!

Monday means a little bit of begging – Please Vote For Me! Make sure you put in the code it gives you or else it doesn’t count. I am planning to be in most of the week like all day and as late as I can stay up so I need lots of votes please please. And, you know, lots of bad boys and dirty daddies and naughty neighbors and all to play with!
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Posted on June 29th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

schedules & batteries & tigers

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Hi boys. Happy Thursday. It feels like Friday though. Dunno why.

Anyway, just a quick hi and schedule update. Oh and please keep voting for me! I posted blowjob girl below and that seems to have thrown off the votes. So please help! Just a little clicky clicky for your favorite age play phone sex sweetie and the kitten lives!

Ok ok, relax, just kidding. I don’t even have a kitten, I just wanted to say that some day and now I have. Heh.

Now where was I? Oh yeah, schedule. So for today, I will be here all morning and then I’ll be out for a few hours mid-late afternoon until probably early evening-ish. As of now, tomorrow I should be here most of the day/afternoon/evening and will try to stay up late. I said the other day or whatever that I was trying to change my schedule to later summer hours and I’m still working on that.

And oh, I guess it is Memorial Day weekend. Does anyone have any plans? I may or may not be going to a cookout/hangout/party thing on Sat and/or another one on Sunday, but I just don’t know yet. I like to keep my options open. Haha that’s just another something I’ve always wanted to say. This must be say-random-weird-things-you’ve-always wanted-to-say day. Try it – it’s fun!

Alright well, that’s it for now I guess. I have a new battery in my mini-rabbit of love so I’ll probably go enjoy that for a bit now. Please don’t let me play alone!

P.S. No, not really any tigers.

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Posted on May 21st, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

entertain me, i’m bored. please.

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Well, hello there Boys. Usually I try to post on Monday but it was pretty out yesterday and I don’t know, I guess I was distracted with other things. Sorry! Here I am now though. Today is not pretty out, it is rainy and gloomy yet again. I really need to move out of Indiana because it seems to be awfully rainy and gloomy all the time and that is so not my favorite. Does anyone have any relocation suggestions for me? Heh.

First things first – Please Vote For Me! Make sure you put the 3 digit code in or else it doesn’t count! You guys are the best – thanks so much!!

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Posted on April 28th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

Just some random things

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I’ve decided that if I just open up this thing and start typing I get a lot more posting done than if I just think about it all day and wonder what I’ll write about. So this could be somewhat rambly as I didn’t take the time to think up anything in particular to write about today.

There are a few things though…

Some thanks are in order as I did get a few nice Valentine’s Day presents… a very cute heart shaped nightlight which was from a very naughty brother (yay for taboo incest phonesex), a really cute little heart necklace with an arrow through it that’s not here yet but is from a sweet guy that has gfe phone sex with me, a book about persuasion and a book light to go with it from my twisted uncle that likes me to come over and play with the dog (bestiality phone sex – so kinky, so pervy, so fun) – oh and an eye shadow palette from a dirty daddy that likes to pimp me out and wants me to look my best hehe – definitely love daddy’s girl phone sex both naughty and nice. Um, so yay for you guys. Thanks for the prezzies, you know it makes me so happy and tingly to know you are thinking of me and wanting to spoil me. Kisses and kisses and kisses and kisses.

One of you sent me a sweet note about the two youtubes I posted last week. It was actually a comment here on my sexy age play phone sex blog, but here’s the thing with that… somehow or other I got noticed by all the spam people (same thing for my email, it’s RIDICULOUS) and now they spam my comments. On any given day there are I’d guess about 30-40 spam comments trying to get me to enlarge my penis (ahem) or to try some Viagra so I can love her all night long (ahem again) or to buy other drugs and things. It’s really very annoying and makes it practically impossible to find the real comments in there but I did see that one yesterday so yay. Very sweet and thank you! Anyway, if you comment to me in there and I don’t answer or you don’t see it show up or whatever, that’s why.

I wish it would warm up and stay that way. I tried cutting a deal with Mother Nature and promised her that I would not complain about being too hot this summer if she would only make winter go away. So far she is ignoring me.

In other news, I have to move. I am not sure where I will end up but I have been trying to find something. If you have a hard time finding me, that might be why – I’ve been sneaking off to look at places.

Alright, I could probably keep babbling, but I keep getting “interrupted” to have kinky phone sex – by all means, keep interrupting. My babbling is probably boring anyway. I will come up with something scandalously fabulously dirty for next time.

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Posted on February 18th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »

another little something for valentine’s

You guys know PostSecret, right? Here’s a little thing someone made with some of the love cards…

Happy Almost Valentine’s Day ~

Posted on February 12th, 2009 by admin  |  No Comments »