Hi, Guys. I hope you are enjoying my poll - if you haven’t taken it yet it is in the post below this one. I have been having fun checking the results every now and then and I have to say I am surprised by the huge lead “doggy style” has. Who knew?! I guess the message here is that I should get on all fours more often! I myself chose “69″ but it really is a variable kind of question as it depends really on who you are with and when and what else you’ve been doing and stuff. Anyway, if you haven’t taken it, please do! I think I will try to pop a new one in every now and then so I can learn all about you boys! Keep in mind, on the polls I can’t tell who answered what so click away secure in your anonymity!

I like the idea of working in the naughty updates here and there during my regular posts, but then I thought maybe you guys might prefer them all grouped together in a longer post so you can find yourself and our particular call easier… I should make a poll question for that hehe. I guess just let me know if you have a preference, I do like to make things easy and keep you happy.

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Age Play Phone Sex With Amber

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Ok, guys. I am back and intending to do a nice big long juicy dirty naughty post!

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The last batch of updates for all of my phone sex calls had one big thing in common: incest. Incest roleplays, incest fantasies, incest stories. Plenty of incest phone sex from a lot of brothers especially. I love being a naughty sister! I also teased about what my favorite call is - I love them all and like all the kinky roleplays and stuff, but my favorite is Daddy’s Little Girl. I mean, if I’m going to be sucking cock and making someone cum, it just adds a little extra kink if I get to do it for Daddy. I think there’s a time in most little girls lives when they adore their daddy and think he is the greatest man ever. I don’t know that they all have such naughty, pervy thoughts about their daddies, but there is something about making him happy and getting his approval that gives a girl such a wonderful feeling. So yeah, that’s my favorite. Nice daddies, sweet daddies, loving daddies, gentle daddies and even the nastier, rougher daddies - I love them all. That’s my little tribute to daddy daughter phone sex… kisses for all my wonderful Daddies.

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Let’s knock out some naughty call updates so I don’t fall so far behind again. I like how I tell myself that when we all know I will in fact fall behind again, but oh well. It’s nice to have a goal! I think I will just mix them in with my ramble and this will be a crazy confused post. Doesn’t that sound fun??

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Oral Phone Sex ~ I’m going to combine a bunch of these in one little chunk. I have given a lot of blow jobs in the last couple of days. Lots of driveby cocksucking if you will. Quickie phone sex calls with horny boys in need of my talented tongue and luscious lips. I’ve said before that I think my oral phonesex skills are so good because my real life oral skills are amazing. I really do love having a nice, hard cock to tease and enjoy. Mmmm. So - blow jobs for dads and brothers and neighbors and a teacher or two. Lots of happy cummers. Yay. I like happy cummers.

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Ageplay Roleplay Phone Sex ~ This one was fun! I was at a friend’s slumber party and we were all playing Truth or Dare. I chose truth but then didn’t want to answer what they asked me, so the dare I ended up with was that I had to go upstairs to my friend’s older brother and get the underwear he was wearing. Well, first I tried some trickery and then some sweet talking and then even some begging. He finally agreed to give me the underwear if I would tell him what the answer to the truth question I declined was… the girls wanted to know what my kinkiest sexual fantasy was. You know I’m going to tease the rest of you and not tell you what it was… but I will tell you he took over at that point and “made” it happen.

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Ok I have been a really good girl and I posted the naughty updates, I made the quiz, and I did a thank you post (with a just a teensy bit of begging in it). Now I get to ramble. Yay!

Uh oh, now I feel shy. Not really, just kidding.

I don’t know where to start so I’ll just start and hopefully it’s somewhere good or at least leads to somewhere good. It is late, late, late on Saturday night (it’s technically Sunday morning now). I am coming off of a really excellent week so I’m in a good mood. A great mood. Just hanging out and not quite ready to go to sleep yet.

If you read the latest batch of naughty call updates a post or two down, you know that I’ve had a multitude of incest phone sex calls the past couple of days. A lot of brother and sister and of course my daddies. You guys ask me a lot what my favorite call is. I do really like all the calls. I think about it for a second or two while I try to decide and then I wonder if I should repeat your own particular favorite call as my own too. But then I think for another second or two and I know my real answer. My favorite kind of call is…

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Hi Guys. Happy Tuesday! I don’t know exactly what’s so great about Tuesday, but it isn’t Monday at least, right? So, yay! Anyway, hi. Not much going on for me today. I slept well. I took a shower. I did my hair. I am currently enjoying my caffeine fix. I am now perched on my bed with the laptop on my lap and the phone by my side waiting for someone to enjoy my clean sparkly self. Make me dirty! You know you want to…

I may or may not go out for a little while later this afternoon or early evening. I’m having company later and SHOULD go to the store so I have some stuff to offer. Not everyone lives on diet coke and cup of noodles. Who knew?! We’ll see. I won’t be gone long if I do. And I am planning to have sneaky dirty phone sex whether they like it or not so no worries there. In fact, it seems even naughtier and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Ok, now. You guys need to help me out with this… I went to check the box yesterday and Cloverfield had arrived. I eagerly ripped that puppy open so I could at last learn who bought it for me. I still don’t know. Pout. Pout. The name on the packing slip does not match any of my callers and the note he included was so vague that didn’t help either. Something like “Amber, you’ll always be Daddy’s lil slut.” Well, yes, yes I will. But which Daddy are you?? It’s cute and all that you’ve had your fun teasing me (paybacks probably), but now it is time to tell me who you are! Pleeeeaaaaassseee….

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It’s technically Sunday now, but it is still Saturday night as far as I’m concerned because I haven’t been to sleep yet. I had good intentions of posting something “on” Saturday, but you boys kept me busy! YAY! You really did. I am going to have a big naughty update thing to tackle. It was great though. Lots of regulars and lots of new callers too! I’ll try to do those tomorrow (Sunday), but I’m not even going to promise because I just don’t know for sure and I’m no promise-breaker. I will try though.

Anyway, it’s late and any thoughts I had of things to post all day are eluding me at the moment so… hmm. Hi! Ok, let me think for a minute. I won’t hurt myself, I promise.

I still don’t know who bought Cloverfield for me. I’ve spoken to or otherwise been in contact with all of my “suspects” and none of them have given any indication that they are the culprit. I guess I’ll have to wait until it arrives and hope that a gift note is included. Whoever it is, I’m quite excited and happy. You really should come forward and take credit you big teaser! Keeping me in suspense like this - well, that’s just naughty!

Let’s see. Sunday. I don’t really think I have anything going on. I’ll probably go to sleep soon-ish, but other than that I will probably be here. Oh I do “have to return some videotapes” (how’d you like my PB impersonation??). I really can’t think of anything else though so yeah. Plan to do me tomorrow! Yum!

Um, I really, seriously think I need air in my tires. I know I’m kind of obsessed with it, but my car seems kind of bumpy and unstable. I have “sport tires” or something though that supposedly “look low” even when they aren’t so I really don’t know. I might need to go try to sweet talk the guys at Jiffy Lube or something and see if they’ll just check it without the whole oil thing. My oil change lasts forever so I don’t really need that. Maybe I should just go to one of the tire places and see if they will check them. You’d think my Dad would be able to do this, but he just looks at me and tells me I am a big girl and I can figure it out. Meanie.

Now this, this is what exciting phone sex blogs are all about right here! Where else can you hear about the tire woes of an age play princess at 4:30 am on a Saturday night? Nowhere, that’s where!

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My Principal pointed out to me that when I am discussing times I should include the time zone. He just likes an excuse to declare that I’m naughty I think ~ but, he does have a point. In last night’s post, I asked about my schedule and neglected to mention that my time zone is Eastern. A few of you did answer me, but I could still use a few more opinions so please let me know what you think. I did end up taking a rather lengthy nap this evening so tonight (Thurs nite / Fri am) I will probably be awake until at least 6 or 7 am (EASTERN!). We’ll consider this a trial run and see what happens. Call me and keep me company or I might get snoozy again around my usual bedtime of 4ish am.

I still have not managed to go get my tans. Get my tan. ? I don’t know, you know what I mean though. It’s going to be almost May soon (can you believe that?? It seems like it was just icy and freezy out) and time for short shorts and skimpy skirts and I need to get ready for that! I am definitely going to find the time next week to fit in a couple of sessions.

I was IMing with Master J last night and we were discussing TV and Movies and stuff (and then later we hate SUPER NAUGHTY, REALLY EXTREME ageplay phonesex!), and Netflix came up. Which is one of those funky coincidence things I like to find because just yesterday afternoon I put my Netflix account on pause and then he mentioned it. I haven’t had time to watch them and I spend most of my time in my bedroom where I have no TV so it seemed like Netflix was “winning” and it was giving me anxiety so I was going to cancel it, but when I logged in to do that they have a “pause” thing so I did that instead. That’s cool and I won’t have to lose all my ratings and stuff. I do love Netflix so I’m happy with that.

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Today must have been official quickie phone sex day. I didn’t get the memo making this grand announcement so I was pleasantly surprised. I met lots of naughty new boys today and that was really cool. I actually like the quickies. Don’t get me wrong, I do prefer the longer, more intense interactions that we can have when things aren’t quite so urgent. But quickies rock too. There’s just something kind of hot and tingly about them. I guess the urgent, feverish need, the moaning, the panting… the cumming. Anyway, I always find it fascinating how you guys get the same urges or moods or cravings or whatever it is in little bursts. I don’t think there’s any real explanation for it, but it does intrigue me and it happens enough that it’s definitely noticeable. Well, whatever it was, it was hot and dirty and I had a great day!

Now, some “business”. Well, sort of, not really, sometimes I just like to sound important. Here’s what’s going on and what I need to know from you all. I have worked out my schedule so that I am up by noon and available most of the time until about 4 am. Of course I go out and I do have things to do from time to time, but for the most part that’s what I try to stick to. I have noticed, however, the last week or so that I’m missing a lot of calls between about 4 am and 7am-ish. I don’t like to miss you guys and if I could answer every single call and be here 24/7 I would, but sadly that’s just not possible. What I’m wondering is if I should try to switch up my schedule a little bit so I’m not missing all you early morning boys (and that glorious morning wood!). I am not sure if I should or if it’s best to just leave it like it is. I kind of suspect if I change it, no one will call during that time and if I don’t change it I’ll continue to miss so I really don’t know. Any thoughts or opinions on this would be greatly appreciated.

Here’s a “fun” link: World-Sex-Records.com when you have some extra time to waste.

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The night has kind of gotten away from me and I’m a little bit on the sleepy-silly side so this could be interesting. I’ll try not to be too goofy. No promises though!

Thanks for all your help with PSC and voting for me. Looks like we rallied and I’m in pretty good shape at the moment. Of course you have to keep voting to keep me up there! You want to be able to say your girl is number one, right? It really only does take a few seconds of your time. It seems I’m going to be pretty busy delivering all those kisses I promised. Now, who should I start with? Hmm…

I can’t remember if I mentioned the earthquake or not in here. I know I talked about it a lot, but I think maybe it didn’t make it to the blog. As most of you know I am in boring old Indiana where nothing exciting ever happens (well, ok, there was that whole Superbowl thing). Imagine my great surprise last Friday (I think it was Fri?) to find myself in the middle of an earthquake! Soooo cool! I want a shirt that says “I survived the ‘quake of 2008″ or something. In INDIANA. Did you get that part?? Ok, it was actually a 5.2 in IL but it rippled it’s way over here and it counts. It does!

I’m getting behind on my naughty call updates again already. I guess that makes me a naughty girl. And we all know what happens to naughty girls don’t we? Someone actually sort of promised me a spanking already but has yet to deliver. What a tease he is. I will plan to get the calls updated tomorrow. And then I’ll be a good girl. But I still can have a spanking anyway, right??

Oh! Two of my presents were waiting for me today! Thank you, Doctor D! My straightener and my O.P.I. nail polishes are already here. Yay! You get the most kisses, the best kisses and the loviest kisses! Plus I did my VS order last Friday and all of THAT stuff (including my highly desired Fit-Flops!) will be arriving soon as well. Yeah, definitely saving the sweetest, hottest, yummiest kisses for you. You can have one here… and another one here… and oh, a couple right here… wouldn’t want to forget to give you one over here… and of course down here… this could take awhile. The rest of you talk amongst yourselves. Heheh.

And oh. For those of you that are faithful readers and have probably been waiting anxiously on the edge of your seats to see what my grand decision would be: I have decided to get the tans. I like getting all hot and toasty and it’s been confirmed that a little color is good.

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Just a quick entry for now as I feel guilty when I don’t update my phone sex blog each day. I will do my best to come back later and do a more thorough post and give you the naughty updates I know you love. In speaking with some of you about this blog, it’s become quite clear that you look forward to seeing something about yourself and our particular call here so I will definitely make sure to try to stay on top of those. You’ve also all been really encouraging about my other babble and randomness and saying you enjoy that too so that’s good.

So, it’s Saturday afternoon. I’ve been up for a couple of hours now, but only just got back from a quick trip to Starbucks for my new favorite coffee. It’s probably a bad sign that I now “know” most of the people at the drive-thru window. Today I had to wait for mine to brew so the guy was all chatty and flirty with me. He’s nice and he’s very sweet, but there’s one particular guy there who is very HOT and I find quite yummy. I haven’t seen him for awhile so maybe my caffeine cravings are not lining up properly with his schedule or something. Sadness. What would I do with my own personal sexy hot boy barista? More than have him serve me freshly brewed coffee in bed, that’s for sure. Yum.

Anyway, there was a point to all that and as usual I got distracted. The point, though, is that I am expecting to be home the rest of the day and available for scandalous phone sex sessions for the duration. I was going to go to the movies tonight, but I don’t think I am now. Of course, being a girl, I’ll probably change my mind several times between now and then but whatever. You’ll still love me, right?

I think instead I’ll spend the day in an all out pampering kind of session for myself. Manicure, pedicure, facial, bubble bath - that sort of thing. Just relax and hang out and enjoy all the girlie stuff in between kinky dirty phone sex calls. I really love being such a naughty girl you know.

I think some of you have been voting for me so thanks for that. Please continue to do it each time you check in on me here.

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I started my age play phone sex day off with some taboo daddy daughter incest phone sex! Yay! I love daddy’s little girl phonesex! This dad had a sexy, southern voice too which was so hot. Anyway, seems I was a naughty young girl at school and the principal called and told on me. That big meanie! He caught me behind the school - with 2 older boys. I was on my knees and had my panties down and was, well, you know… sucking them off. Daddy wasn’t mad though. Nope! He just wanted me to show him what I was doing! I was so happy to not be in trouble that I eagerly took out his cock. My gosh! Soooo much bigger than the boys at school! Oh and guess what else Daddy and I did? Maybe I’ll tell you and maybe I won’t…

Thought I’d switch it up on you guys and start out with a little naughty first! More later so stay tuned. I am sure I have some random ramble for you. Thinking…

Oh, how about how I almost got killed today. Sure did. Sort of my fault, sort of not. I went to check the mailbox (there was nothing, cry cry cry) after having done a few other things and it had gotten to be after work traffic time which super sucks. Well, I am really a menace out there, for real. I am like all aggressive and impatient and risky and speedy and all. I don’t scare myself but you probably wouldn’t want to ride with me. Anyway, I get very agitated being stuck behind people and the turn I needed to make was onto a street with just a 4-way stop and the cars were wayyy backed up and I could tell it was going to take forever. So I thought I’d be all crafty and go to the next street and turn in and cut through and come out on the other side. Smart, right? Except as soon as I turned in I saw the “No Outlet” sign. Grrrrr!!! So then I had to turn around and come back out and make a LEFT into all the traffic. Great news. Nobody wanted to let me do it either so I kept creeping out anyway and finally some lady sort of stopped (I didnt really give her much choice). But then I couldn’t see in the other oncoming traffic lane because there was a ridiculously big SUV blocking my view. So I kept creeping and almost got killed! Eeeeek!! That person was not so happy to see me at all. They honked and swerved and I’m sure cussed me out. And they gave me a heart attack which is so inconsiderate of them. Jerks. Would any of you miss me?

I wish I had a laundry robot. I don’t suppose any of you could invent one of those for me? I would show you my undying gratitude and my undying gratitude is hot. You’d like it for sure. You’d like it in the morning. And at lunch. And after work. And before bed. And in the middle of the night. So, uh, anyone? Laundry robot? Please?

Also, could some more of you please email me? Particularly if we’ve misbehaved together. I like to send you little thank you kissies at the very least. And I get all tingly when my email sound thing goes off. It’s almost kind of Pavlovian.

Some sexy hot UK guy today called and wanted to play with school girl me in my little “knickers”. I just love that so much! He also mentioned my “bathing costume”. Is that not the cutest thing? It sounds like so old-timey or something. He really, really had the sexy accent going on. Made me all starry-eyed because he just sounded so dreamy. I did, in fact, show him my knickers, in case you were wondering. I’m naughty like that.

Oh! Last night I had this guy call and not for “sweet, nice Amber” but for my evil, wicked, what do you call it? You know what I mean? Like not twin but something else. Anyway, in this particular roleplay fantasy, I was the 7th grade neighbor girl and he was the college neighbor home for a visit. I went into my room and found him stroking his tiny little thinger with a pair of my panties! So I laughed and teased him and made him do all sorts of things in order to win my silence. Naughty things. It was fun! I was all wanting to be dirty and pervy and freaky last night too so YAY!

Had some quickie fun with my morning wood neighbor guy too except this time it was office temp quickie fun! Rawr!

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