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As kinky and dirty as ever!

admin — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:45:07 +0000

I know, I know. I have been a naughty phone sex girl by not updating my age play phonesex blog. But… it’s been summer and all and, well, I dunno. Spank me I guess!

Anyway, hi! I’m still here – I hope you aren’t thinking I’m not because I haven’t been posting. Still as kinky and dirty as ever and loving the extreme ageplay phone sex calls we crave! I’ve really had some very, VERY taboo underage phone sex fantasy calls recently! Like seriously under age phonesex! Rawr! LOVE IT!

So there’s been me as a nice little girl and me as a naughty little girl and me as an innocent teen virgin or me as a horny teen slut. I’ve fucked Daddy (yum!) and other incest phone sex family members. I’ve had LOTS of accomplice phonesex and quite a few rape phone sex calls. I’ve been busy! I’ve been a cum slut and I’ve been gangbanged. I’ve had big black cock and I’ve even done some teen cuckold fantasies. How fun to make sissy daddy eat my creampie!

Anyway, I’m here! Hot, horny, naughty, sweet — you know, same old me.

So don’t keep me and my tight little pink pussy waiting! We need to play and we need to cum and we need to be dirty and nasty and sweet and loving or whatever we want! Remember, I love roleplay phone sex and will do ANYTHING! No taboos, no limits, whatever! Seriously, nothing is too kinky or too weird or too perverted or even too mild! I think you’ll find I’m a very fun playmate to have for a hot, quickie random good time or a more long term GFE phone sex relationship. I’m an awesome virtual girlfriend – like seriously, I care about you guys!

Alright, so… stop reading and start stroking and let’s play!

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March Madness & Stuff

admin — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:19:37 +0000

Hi Guys. Nothing much going on, thought I’d give you some randomness.

I am currently watching Syracuse beat AZ State. Yay. I’m actually a Duke fan but rather fond of the Orange as well. Did you guys do brackets? I bet I am beating most of you because I am all about the basketball. Alright, maybe not most of you but probably some of you – I don’t think I’m doing that badly. Yesterday I was 7 out of 8 because for some insane reason I chose Maryland. Maryland? Yeah, Maryland. Oh well.

Actually not really sure why I am posting today as I am bored and probably boring as well, but someone that I like to please told me to yesterday so here I am. I’m a good girl like that.

I guess no one is into basketball phone sex. A little one on one? Some intentional roughing or something? Wait, is that only in football?

The commercials are not too shabby either. I really really hate the Axe commercial though. That’s just nasty and gross. Eww. I do like the NCAA commercial where they are all doing their sports and their school work at the same time. That one is pretty cool.

My Kit-Kat clock and DVD from panty Daddy arrived. Thanks Daddy! Um, that sounds like that is a panty wearing daddy – it’s not. He just loves my little girl panties. Love to sniff them and lick them and stroke his hard cock with them. I am daddy’s panty princess. In my pretty little girl room, all pink and frilly and bubblegummy. We have naughty fun on my pink princess bed surrounded by all my stuffed animals and stuff.

My panties today, in case anyone is wondering, are sort of crazy bright oranges and pinks and reds blended together, all swooshy kind of. Pretty.

The weather here is kind of ok but not super great. I wish it would just warm up and stay that way. I am so not a fan of being cold it isn’t even funny. What I need is a hot guy, one like a furnace to cling to. To flurl myself at even. Someone that works out all the time with nice sexy muscles for me to warm up against. Not just brawn, of course, but a sexy smart brain too. Mmmm.

So I guess I better think of something naughty to post about tomorrow to make up for this boring Sunday afternoon babble. I have a couple of things in mind so I guess you better plan on coming back to see.

Have a great rest of the weekend – cum misbehave with me if you want!

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Would you rather… the new poll!

admin — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:15:02 +0000

As you can see, my new Would You Rather book has arrived (thanks to my naughty neighbor!). Please amuse yourself by taking my new poll. I shall return later with a regular post!

My Ballot Box

Would You Rather Have…?

An 8″ Penis That Was Always Soft

A 3″ Penis That Was Always Hard

Would You Rather Have Sex With… ?

The New Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson)

The Old Daisy Duke (Catherine Bach)

Would You Rather… ?

Achieve Orgasm At Will

Make Someone Else Achieve Orgasm At Will

Would You Rather… ?

Have Sex With Paris Hilton?

Punch Her In The Nose?

Would You Rather.. ?

Always Orgasm 30 Seconds Into Sex

Only Orgasm After 3 Hours of Sex

Would You Rather Have Sex… ?

In The Same Position Every Time

Never Be Allowed To Repeat A Position

Would You Rather Have Sex With… ?

Martha Stewart

Hillary Clinton

Would You Rather Be On A Desert Island With… ?

A Fishing Pole

A Porn Magazine

Would You Rather Watch A Stripper That Is… ?

60 Pounds Overweight

60 Years Old

Would You Rather Marry… ?

Someone Ugly That’s Rich

Someone Hot That’s Poor

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Would you rather?

admin — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:32:17 +0000

Just a little quick fun.

I’ll be back with a post later!

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It doesn’t get randomer than this.

admin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:11:04 +0000

My Principal pointed out to me that when I am discussing times I should include the time zone. He just likes an excuse to declare that I’m naughty I think ~ but, he does have a point. In last night’s post, I asked about my schedule and neglected to mention that my time zone is Eastern. A few of you did answer me, but I could still use a few more opinions so please let me know what you think. I did end up taking a rather lengthy nap this evening so tonight (Thurs nite / Fri am) I will probably be awake until at least 6 or 7 am (EASTERN!). We’ll consider this a trial run and see what happens. Call me and keep me company or I might get snoozy again around my usual bedtime of 4ish am.

I still have not managed to go get my tans. Get my tan. ? I don’t know, you know what I mean though. It’s going to be almost May soon (can you believe that?? It seems like it was just icy and freezy out) and time for short shorts and skimpy skirts and I need to get ready for that! I am definitely going to find the time next week to fit in a couple of sessions.

I was IMing with Master J last night and we were discussing TV and Movies and stuff (and then later we hate SUPER NAUGHTY, REALLY EXTREME ageplay phonesex!), and Netflix came up. Which is one of those funky coincidence things I like to find because just yesterday afternoon I put my Netflix account on pause and then he mentioned it. I haven’t had time to watch them and I spend most of my time in my bedroom where I have no TV so it seemed like Netflix was “winning” and it was giving me anxiety so I was going to cancel it, but when I logged in to do that they have a “pause” thing so I did that instead. That’s cool and I won’t have to lose all my ratings and stuff. I do love Netflix so I’m happy with that.

I feel like I’m kind of boring tonight. Sorry. I really didn’t do much today and then I took that nap so that doesn’t give me much to go on. I had some kinky calls, but I’ll put those in tomorrow or something.

There’s like no food in my house so I’m down to where I’m eating weird combinations of things. I had the last Cup of Noodles thing, a piece of cheese and 3 stale Oreos for “dinner” at like 1 am for example. I knew they were stale after the first bite, but I was hungry. I put them in the trash after that because they really were kind of icky. I don’t even really like Oreos and I don’t recall ever buying them so now I’m all puzzled. Hmm. An Oreo mystery. Tomorrow I will be having like dry cereal or a can of green beans. I think I need to go to the grocery store in the next day or two or else I’ll be having wheat thins (probably stale!) and water for dinner. Yum.

My scrunchie thing in my shower unraveled today. While I was using it. I’ve never had one do that. In case you were wondering, they are like one big long ribbon of mesh all folded and bunched up. And they look really strange unbunched. Ok, see? I told you I had a boring day if that’s one of the highlights.

Oh! My VS order got here today. The UPS guy came strolling up to the door and my killer 6 pound attack dogs scared him to death. It was kind of funny seeing a grown man leap in the air like that. Heh. Anyway, thank you Doctor D! I will be all decked out now thanks to you. I also have the Daisy perfume too. It is a really big bottle and will probably last me for like 20 years or something. Does perfume go stale like Oreos? I hope not. But yeah, it is HUGE. I will be thinking of you for a long, long time for sure.

I think I really will make a quiz and see how well you guys pay attention to me. Like multiple choice or fill in the blank or something questions based on just things I’ve said in my blog. I have, in all fairness, warned you before that there might be a quiz. Yeah, I am thinking I will do that. You all better study up while you can!

Almost 4 am now. If I were Rob Thomas it would be 3 am. I’m not though. Which is good. Because then you all would probably not like me so much and it would be kind of weird.

If you made it this far, yay! You must really like me because I know this was boring tonight. Naughty calls post and stuff tomorrow. Maybe like tomorrow afternoon or early evening. So play with me between now and then so I can tattle about how naughty we were.

You know you want to.

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