I am currently addicted to this song – and being a song it has sound so be careful at work.

Ok, it’s later now. I am calmer and less ranty than I was earlier. I’m not happy that I was stolen from (and probably will be again), but I guess it kind of goes with the territory. I am trying to convince myself it is because they just wish they could be like me or whatever – and that helps heh. A short nap and a long bubble bath didn’t hurt either. I also used the spa products from Doctor D (who I am pretty sure promised me another type of facial as well, hmm).

So in the midst of that today, you guys kept me pretty busy! More on that later. I want to particularly mention Master J who sent me cheer up kisses and just generally made me feel good knowing he was out there and that he cared.

I had a nice note earlier today from one of my “naughty accomplice” guys. I’ve posted some of his emails previously. This one was a little more personal so I’m not going to post it, but I will say he said he “felt sad for me that no one was being generous” and he “was thankful that at least the good Doctor was taking care of me”. I thought that was very sweet and I appreciated being acknowledged – my Doctor does, in fact, take very good care of me and it’s nice to see I’m not the only one that recognizes that.

About the presents and the Wish List – I know I pout and stuff… I am a girl after all and we tend to do that. I like the presents, a lot, they make me feel special and cared for and closer to you. It really excites me to go to that mailbox and find a little treasure waiting for me. It’s a little extra something special and it means a lot to me. I get just as squealy and excited if it is a $10 thing or a $100 thing, I really do.

But I do want to say that I understand some of you can’t buy presents for me and that it’s not about you wanting to. I get that for some of you just being able to sneak in an occasional call is a big deal and I don’t want to minimize that or seem ungrateful in any way. You guys are excused. The rest of you though… should show a girl some love!

And briefly… drunk dialing. Do you guys do this?? I know some of you must. I myself was drunk dialed last night by an unhappy ex that first started out kind of sweet and forlorn and ended up kinda not so sweet. He left me eight messages. I’ve learned it’s best not to answer – usually only I remember them the next day anyway. I am not going to go off on a whole thing here but, seriously? The drunk dialing? It’s only cute when you are actually seeing the person. Like you’ve been out with the guys or something and are home and in that lovey level of intoxication where the drunk dialing enables you to say sweet things that maybe you otherwise might be too shy to or whatever. The drunk dialing ex, however, is not nearly so endearing.

Do you ever notice if you start thinking about someone or talk about someone that you haven’t heard from in awhile they tend to contact you in the next day or so? It happens to me A LOT.

Now, it’s time to bring sexy back.

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I had this family thing to do this morning that required me to leave at 5am. I usually go TO bed at 5am so it was not easy for me at all. I’m currently running on about 2.5 hours sleep. Soon I’ll be seeing unicorns or something. Someone told me something about true sleep deprivation (unrelated to my own complaining) recently though so I’m going to do my best not to complain. So I see a unicorn or two. Big deal. My life is easy and if I don’t sleep enough it’s really mostly my own fault. (and some of yours’ but I don’t really mind)

So yeah up early, long drive, family thing, long drive, back home. Only to find out someone had helped herself to MY blog entry. Ok, that just really, really, REALLY makes me MAD! That is just not right. I take time with my blog, write all of my own entries, PERSONALIZE them for MY callers – and then some pathetic -insert super derogatory term of your choice here- just takes it?? Um, no. That’s so unfair and wrong and just – low. I get that I am smarter than a lot of my “competition” (it’s not bragging if it’s the truth, right?) and that some of them can’t write a grocery list much less a nice, sexy, well-thought out COHERENT blog entry – but that doesn’t give them the right to take MINE.

And, the entry in question was a very specific one too. I don’t want to call attention to it because he was slightly nervous about it in the first place. If you suck that bad that you have to steal, it is kind of stupid to take one that is SO easily recognizeable though. Anyway, I called her, she told me some really shady information about just how their blogs are done (the girls themselves at that company do not even write them themselves according to her), apologized and said she would have the owner remove it. She did what she said and it is down now but I am just very unhappy about it. Grrrrrrr.

Thanks to my caller that alerted me. If any of you other guys see my stuff out there (why would you be roaming around looking at other girls anyway and breaking my little heart? cry), please tell me!

And I hope that you all know — I personally write all of my own entries. Cross my heart. They are me. They are mine. They are for you. And no one has the right to take them.

I’ll be back later when I’m calmed down and less ranty.

Hello, boys. It’s me Amber, your favorite age play princess. The naughty little girl you know and love. The one that makes all of your extreme age play fantasies cum true. The sweetest little barely legal no limits roleplay temptation you know. The taboo teen phonesex tart you crave. The owner of the young voice you can’t live without.

Yeah, ok, I don’t really have a topic tonight. You caught me. The sun was back today and I was out and about. The new coffee at S’Bux is called Pike something and I went and got one of those. A venti. I needed it, I only slept like 4 hours last night. Heh. And then later I had to return some videotapes. DVDs really but that’s not as cool as quoting PB now is it? Nope. Anyway, I kept finding excuses to go out. I went to Walgreen’s. Twice. Exciting, huh.

Ok, how about this. I’m sitting here on my bed, cross-legged, with my laptop wearing only a pale yellow tank top. I took off my panties earlier for obvious reasons and didn’t bother to put them back on. Scandalous! If there were a peeping Tom outside my window, he’d sure be a happy boy right now. Hey, that’s a good roleplay set up right there. Yay!

My darling Doctor decided he didn’t want me thinking about any of you other boys each time I put on my new shoes so once again it is he that takes care of me while the rest of you, well, don’t. Thank you, Doctor D, for the extremely generous VS GC – and for knowing how to treat a girl. Apparently you are the only one. Yes, I’m a little bit pouty and disappointed at the rest of you. It kind of hurts my feelings.

Great. Now I’m sitting here in no panties feeling sad. Sigh.

Ah, swept away from my pity party by mr. late night worker to have extreme ageplay phonesex. Of the rough and forced variety. He also remarked about how much he enjoys reading my phonesex blog. That cheers me up. You know, I don’t think I’ve actually posted about him before so hmm. He’s naughty. I’m naughty. We’re naughty. So naughty.

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I have had a really awesome day of kinky no taboos teen phone sex! Lots of hot, no limit roleplays, plenty of dirty pervy kinky stuff and a lot of my favorite callers. Yay! I love these kinds of days where everyone gets to cum and everyone is all happy and satisfied and feeling good.

My day actually started out with me a little bit gloomy but a certain someone worked his magic and cheered me right up. Kisses for you. And then it just kept getting better and better!

First some random and then some naughty, ok?

It was rainy and blah here today after the past few days of nice, warm sunshine. Ugh. I hope you all live somewhere with better, more consistent weather. So anyway, the internet, while a gift, can also be not so much a gift. Like for instance I have decided I have SAD (the weather blues thing for those of you that don’t google something every 5 mins like me). Ok, I don’t really think I have it have it like in an extreme form or anything, but I do think there is something to it. This came up with one of my BFFs and she not only thought she had it, she bought the lights! She said they made her way too hyper (and her dog too) so she’s giving them to me. So… I thought I should warn you all so you could be on the lookout for a heavily caffeinated and “lighted” me.

That probably makes me sound way flakier than I really am. Oh well.

What else. Oh. I squeezed in another movie night and watched I Am Legend. Um. This movie is dismal and sad and bleak. And has one of the saddest dog things in it of all time. Seriously, I can watch people get hacked up and mangled up and abused and whatever else and not even bat an eye. (Don’t tell but sometimes I even root for the killer). But when bad things happen to animals – that is not cool, it just isn’t. Other than that, it kind of has a 28 Days Later feel to it. I really liked that one. I liked this one too, I am just upset about Sam the dog.

So tomorrow is Friday. Well actually it is after midnight so Happy Friday!

Ok… some naughty highlights now.

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Master J really, really spoiled me today.

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Rape fantasy phonesex roleplay with a new caller: My mom has this jerk boyfriend – I saw him roughing her up once. Now I’m home alone with him and it’s my turn. We actually did a lot of talking and “roleplaying” in this one which was nice. Sometimes I just gag and cry. Which is ok but it is nice to have a “story” with it too. You can come and get me anytime, I enjoyed playing with you!

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Another new caller that saw a previous call posted that he liked and wanted some for himself! YAY! Naughty teen babysitter caught watching porn! I sure didn’t want my mom to find out. And I really was kind of curious about some of the things I saw so he… well, you know, helped teach me.

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Mr. Sexy Voice – you know, the guy with the yummy fantasy that is so similar to my own teen experiences? He is my sexy older BF, I am too young so we have to sneak around. He likes to push me to see just what I will do for him so tonight he made me suck him off while he was in my bedroom – with the door open – with my mom right out there! That’s hot! (and THANK YOU for waiting on me and calling back – you rock!)

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I seem to live in a very transitory neighborhood – I have a lot of new neighbors all the time it seems! Heh. I’m thinking that between last night and tonight I had maybe 3 or 4 new neighbors! I love new neighbors. I get to tease them and get them all craving and lusting after me. Sometimes they get angry and teach me a lesson. Other times I’m a naughty little tart and I use my girlish charms to get them to fuck me even though they know they shouldn’t. If you’re ever in my neighborhood…

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I also suspect that my mom must have been a tramp as I sure seem to have a lot of Daddies, too! Shhh – don’t tell her I said that! Just kidding – I love being a good little daddy’s girl phone sex princess. All the wonderful daddies that can’t resist me! These are probably one of my most favorite call types. It’s just soooo naughty to be daddy’s little fuck toy. And at the same time it’s so nice to make daddy cum. Right daddies?

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Today was The Collector roleplay. He really provided me with long, detailed emails and we had spoken a couple of times prior so we were all set for 11am this morning. We may have been a little stumbly at times, working out the narrative parts and the speaking and what to do next and some of the logistical type things, but I know I for one had a great time and thought we did really well with it together. That entire set up and scene, especially with all the fantastic details he thought of, is a roleplay that you could, in theory, roleplay forever. There are just so many different things you can do with it!

I really like the roleplay phone sex calls that are like that – where you can continue on with your same character sort of like a kinky soap opera. It’s a lot of fun to have someone like that to play with. So you know when it is them on the phone that when last you spoke such and such was happening and you just pick it right up without missing a beat. Those are great. I have a really good memory too so I am able to pretty much know where we left off and keep track of what’s happened and who the imaginary people we’ve brought in are or whatever.

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I also had some quick lunch time fun with one of the new neighbors guys – the one I was just talking about in fact that had called and we just talked for a little while. He’s a cutie!

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Late last night the new “naughty accomplice” guy called, too. You’ll remember him because I posted a couple of his emails recently. We were very naughty together once again and picked our little playmate out at the park. Going to mark this one under “use your imaginations”. No limits and stuff.

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I had a pervy incest phone sex chat that was of the story-telling variety. Sometimes I think I am a little bit too good at those because those guys always cum and go so fast! I can’t help it though.

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Oh and a naughty teen babysitter phonesex call a little while ago! That one was fun – I love when you guys sound soooo turned on that I can almost feel your excitement over the phone. He came home to find me upstairs engrossed in his porn. I was worried that he was going to be mad and I definitely didn’t want him to tell my parents what a naughty girl I was so I did what any girl caught in that situation would do – I said I would do anything. And boy, did I.

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See? Been a GREAT day so far! I do need to get my little butt away from this computer for awhile but I am here and I am ready for whatever you want to give me. So hit the digits and cum and get me!

1-866-737-6468
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Amber is very loquacious today.

Seriously, I’m all chattery and babbly.

I told you the spring weather gets me all excited and it is another gorgeous day here! Between that and a certain sexy Doctor, I am all super smiley these days.

Spring is definitely in the air kids.

I have been kept busy today with quite a few of my favorite callers and I will be sure to post again later tonight because it has been a fun day so far. Now though, I need to tell you about this HOT dream I had this morning.

I usually wake up to let out my dogs around 8 or 9 am and I stumble around all groggy for a few mins and then climb back into bed for another couple of hours. I really do not sleep enough or at least not enough uninterrupted sleep but that’s another story. Anyway, that second time when I get back into bed is the time that any dreams that I might have happen. I guess because it is a lighter stage of sleep or whatever, I don’t know.

I also mentioned just in the last week or so that my dirty dreams almost always have that guy, the 27 yo crush of mine in them. Of course, once you say something like that the universe makes sure to change it so this morning there was a new star.

Ok now, I know most of you are probably not at all frivolous or whatever and don’t entertain silly things, but I am girlish and silly and I still do. So I have this fascination with dreams and I think the ones you remember are like subconscious messages or something. I had a dream dictionary for awhile but I don’t know where that thing is and anyway you can just google everything. Particularly the weird dreams with the things that don’t make sense or whatever. Some dreams are pretty easy to interpret, of course. Others not so much.

Like I have this recurring dream that takes place in this old dusty sort of lobby or entry. It’s all dark wood and heavy brass fixtures and it’s very clear to me, I can see the dust floating in the sunlight and stuff even. I can’t quite crack that one – it’s not usually scary or anything, I just often find myself there. I did come up with a theory that it is sort of a wake up signal that I’ve created for myself because more often than not once I realize “Oh hey, I’m in that lobby” I wake up. The brain is a mystery you know so don’t just dismiss it! I’m serious!

Anyway, this morning. Oh actually I’m not done with my dream class. You aren’t really supposed to look for hidden meaning in dreams that involve things from the last two weeks – they are usually the straightforward, easy to understand type. Like you are thinking about x and x or whatever and so that’s on your mind and it is not odd for it to show up in your dreams even if the things are completely unrelated. You kind of just have to take those at face value even if the setting is weird or something. Aren’t you all glad to have me teach you all of this? You lucky, lucky boys.

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I’m really distracted, in a good way, a happy-yay-mmm kind of way, but distracted nonetheless and not in a very organized post posting kind of mood. A rambly rambler kind of mood. So it looks like more just “stuff” for you guys. So, if you aren’t in the mood for my misc musings, sorry.

I gave you a dirty pic to distract yourselves with at least. I’m nice like that, right? Like you can imagine me spreading my little pink place like that for you and you going down and doing your best to distract me from my distraction. Not that I think you can, necessarily. Distract me, I mean. From my distraction. But you can try. Try a lot. Try real hard. Um, yeah, try… right there… some more.

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Today I went out. And then I went out some more. I can stay in and be content for extended periods of time really, which is fortunate considering I have to be home most of the time. But then every now and then I just get the urge to GO OUT. Even if I don’t really have any plans or anything in mind. I just grab my stuff and get in my car and go. Usually this happens in a spring fever kind of frenzy because during the winter going out means being cold and no. But then when I am consumed by one of these semi-manic GO OUT times, it is hard for me to settle back in. I think, though, that I am good now.

Anyway, I had a pedicure appt today (I really want those VS shoes you guys – The Collector asked me if anyone had gotten them for me yet and even he seemed surprised that I am still shoeless and begging and he hasn’t even done a “real” call with me yet). So I went to the pedicure and that was fantastic. I had a lunch date with a friend of mine and that was fun. And then I went by the UPS Store and YAY my new pink leather wallet is here (thanks, of course to Doctor D) and I love it – I am going to transfer over to it later tonight as a matter of fact. And think of him every time I use it. Nice how that works out, huh?

And then I came home. With good intentions. I wandered around for a few minutes, still felt the pull and decided I wasn’t ready to be home yet. So I totally feel all naughty for blowing you guys off all day (and not in the GOOD way), but I am back now and ready to make it up to those of you that missed me. I think I can get you to forgive me. I have secret charms and stuff.

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I mentioned The Collector. We had another little phone chat right when I got home this evening in anticipation of the big event tomorrow. Yay! That is so going to rock. He also told me a few of his other naughty ideas and they are really exciting as well!

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At last! A name for my Cock Worship friend. That’s just so impersonal that way. I was thinking about it last night after our sexy playtime and had come up with something I was going to run by him and then this morning, this was in my email:

Amber,

Such naughtiness you brought to Me.
Seamless transitions of baby girl nasty
Delicious sounds of nursing lips
Caressing and fondling my Cock and Mind

kisses

Master J

Yep, perfect! Master J is exactly what I was going to suggest! I love when those little mind connection things happen like that!

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Here’s another fun boy I don’t really have a name for yet. We spoke on Sat for the first time in a mediumly extreme age play phone sex call – he was my neighbor – I went over to tell him that my Daddy had forced me to have sex – and then HE forced me to, too! Meanie. And then Sunday he called and we just chatted together for a little bit and then just did a curious neighbor girl thing. I really like when you guys call and enjoy just talking to me too. I will send you the email I promised later tonight!

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Another neighbor tried to call me again last night but something was wrong with his phone and he couldn’t hear me which is just so sad. I hope you try again!

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I am really all over the place tonight but oh well. That “my dad made me have sex” confession-turned-raped-again call? I actually had 2 of them within like a day or two. I know I get the same kinds of calls a lot of the time (you all add your own unique flavor so to speak so it’s always fun for me no matter what), but that one is really sort of specific. Every time that happens I wonder if you guys were like watching the same porn or something.

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Finally, some validation! My baby that loves me to worship His cock (who, btw, I told earlier during our call that we need to think up an actual blog nickname for), told me he likes all of my posts – the dirty ones and the random rambly ones. Yay! I will keep on doing my thing then since no one else weighed in. I will assume that’s a good thing and means you are all satisfied.

Anyway, it was His birthday so a sexy late night birthday call was set. I called at the appointed time, did my varying ages age play dealie (extremely young to really young to just young) that he likes so much and suck suck sucked that wonderful cock eagerly and enthusiastically thus putting him to sleep happy and content.

Don’t you all wish you could fall asleep after giving me a nice, satisfying release of your gooey hot cum?

Hope you had a wonderful birthday babe and thanks for sharing part of it with me! Mmmm, I like that so much.

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Still looking forward to “The Collector” roleplay on Wednesday. I am really excited about that one! He also sent me a naughty little story to read earlier today which I also found quite enjoyable. I can tell he is really going to deliver as promised and “bend me to his will”. Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait!

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I had to go be all big-girl-bad-ass at the UPS store today! Ok, well not really, but I was prepared to do so and that counts, right? They had misplaced a couple of the gifts my dearest Doctor D bought for me and we can’t have that! All’s well though – the cute boy at the store was more than happy to search for me and they were all found. No bad-ass required, just some sweet talk and batting eyes. Yay! Thank you my dearest darling – you are the best!

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I hate to beg, but I just got a Victoria’s Secret email about these new “Fit Flops” and I neeeeed them so bad! Surely there’s someone that wants me to have happy feet and legs??

Get a workout while you walk. Engineered to engage muscles, lessen joint impact and absorb shock, FitFlops burn calories and tone legs with every step. From running errands to working around your house, it’s finally easier to stay in shape and multitask your fitness with a sexy, sporty look. Imported leather/cotton/polyester.

• Strengthens and tones muscles in your feet, legs, buttocks, stomach and back
• Absorbs shock on your feet, knees and back
• Tones and trims your thighs, calves and glutes
• Recreates the gait of barefoot walking with a built-in micro-wobbleboard workout-enhancing effect
• Improves balance and posture

Would someone please please please GC me so I can get these? I will love you forever! Pretty please?

VS Gift Cards Send to: amber@ageplayamber.com

I usually don’t beg (not for presents anyway) but I really really want a pair of these in black. I would be so grateful. Please please please?

P.S. I would likely wear them around nearly every day throughout the summer, thus thinking of my benefactor every single time I put them on.