The night has kind of gotten away from me and I’m a little bit on the sleepy-silly side so this could be interesting. I’ll try not to be too goofy. No promises though!

Thanks for all your help with PSC and voting for me. Looks like we rallied and I’m in pretty good shape at the moment. Of course you have to keep voting to keep me up there! You want to be able to say your girl is number one, right? It really only does take a few seconds of your time. It seems I’m going to be pretty busy delivering all those kisses I promised. Now, who should I start with? Hmm…

I can’t remember if I mentioned the earthquake or not in here. I know I talked about it a lot, but I think maybe it didn’t make it to the blog. As most of you know I am in boring old Indiana where nothing exciting ever happens (well, ok, there was that whole Superbowl thing). Imagine my great surprise last Friday (I think it was Fri?) to find myself in the middle of an earthquake! Soooo cool! I want a shirt that says “I survived the ‘quake of 2008″ or something. In INDIANA. Did you get that part?? Ok, it was actually a 5.2 in IL but it rippled it’s way over here and it counts. It does!

I’m getting behind on my naughty call updates again already. I guess that makes me a naughty girl. And we all know what happens to naughty girls don’t we? Someone actually sort of promised me a spanking already but has yet to deliver. What a tease he is. I will plan to get the calls updated tomorrow. And then I’ll be a good girl. But I still can have a spanking anyway, right??

Oh! Two of my presents were waiting for me today! Thank you, Doctor D! My straightener and my O.P.I. nail polishes are already here. Yay! You get the most kisses, the best kisses and the loviest kisses! Plus I did my VS order last Friday and all of THAT stuff (including my highly desired Fit-Flops!) will be arriving soon as well. Yeah, definitely saving the sweetest, hottest, yummiest kisses for you. You can have one here… and another one here… and oh, a couple right here… wouldn’t want to forget to give you one over here… and of course down here… this could take awhile. The rest of you talk amongst yourselves. Heheh.

And oh. For those of you that are faithful readers and have probably been waiting anxiously on the edge of your seats to see what my grand decision would be: I have decided to get the tans. I like getting all hot and toasty and it’s been confirmed that a little color is good.

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Grrrrrowwwwlllll. Stupid PSC. It resets each Monday and you guys all voted for me and stuff and then it just reset AGAIN. I’m going to cry.

Can you guys please click here and vote for me again? That really sucks starting over like that twice in one day. You guys had me already up pretty high so please keep voting. Those of you that stop by a lot can vote every 3 or 4 hours. And if you new guys would be so kind as to help a girl out with 3 seconds of your time that would be awesome. Thanks!

Anyway, I’ll be back tonight with a real post but this was an emergency! Hellllp meee! I will give you sweet kisses on your naughty parts…

First things first: Please take 3 seconds before you read any further and Vote For Me! I really appreciate it! (You can do this every 3 or 4 hours and I will love you forever!) Thank you!

Ok. I’ve been thinking a lot about ageplay phonesex. Not surprising for obvious reasons, but yeah. Clearly I am a big fan of it. There are just so many different ways to enjoy it. There’s the “regular” age play phone sex which is just sort of taboo teen and centered mostly around just the “jailbait” barely legal girl next door fantasy type thing. Then there’s the extreme ageplay phonesex which clearly is a lot dirtier and involves a much more “forbidden” element of a much more underage fantasy girl. Of course then each has it’s own little set of roleplay fantasies that go along with it. Some overlap and some don’t.

There’s the whole incest phone sex type which includes brother sister, daddy daughter, uncle niece, etc. Then each of those has their own set of different ways to play. Naughty, nice, sweet, innocent, curious, slutty, bratty, teasing, wild, mild, willing, forced. There’s the non incest variety which includes babysitter, cheerleader, girl next door, student, stepdaughter, neighbor, girl scout, school girl, sleepover girl, etc. With the same set of alternatives.

There are simple roleplays and there are more elaborate ones. There are one hit wonder roleplays and then there are the ones that continue call after call like little dirty soap operas. Some are so hot you want to repeat them over and over and over. Others are hot from being built upon over time until you have these well established roles and a sort of fantasy history together.

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Sundays in general are kind of a melancholy day. The excitement of it being the weekend winding down and another Monday on the horizon. The sunshine of earlier this week has left Indiana and it is cloudy and overcast outside with a bit of a chill in the air. A good day to stay in and listen to quiet music. This is one of my long time favorites and it fits the feel of today. It’s kind of sad and mournful but it just has such a peaceful, melodic emotion to it. It’s been in a few movies and I’ve heard it in the background on some TV shows as well so it’s probably not very obscure and I’m sure some of you will recognize it. Anyway, I hope you find it’s calmness nice for a Sunday afternoon.

Lyrics:

The Atlantic was born today and I’ll tell you how…
The clouds above opened up and let it out.

I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphere
When the water filled every hole.
And thousands upon thousands made an ocean,
Making islands where no island should go.
Oh no.

Those people were overjoyed; they took to their boats.
I thought it less like a lake and more like a moat.
The rhythm of my footsteps crossing flatlands to your door have been silenced forever more.
The distance is quite simply much too far for me to row
It seems farther than ever before
Oh no.

I need you so much closer [x8]

[instrumental break]

I need you so much closer [x4]
So come on, come on [x4]

Did I promise you updates on all of our dirty phone sex calls? I did! And here they are…

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A new caller asked me to tell ageplay phonesex stories about pervy things I’ve done while babysitting. I’m going to mark this one as “extreme” since it wasn’t so much stories about me… Going to have to leave this up to your imagination or to be shared only over the phone if you wish to call and find out just how twisted my imagination is.

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A nice daddy’s girl phone sex call in which this naughty daughter and her horny daddy engaged in what I like to refer to as a “suck n fuck”. Wasn’t too pervy at all other than the incest, of course. Heh.

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Another hot quickie phonesex call with my naughty neighbor. We had switched it up to office temp, but I guess horny hot teen next door is hard to resist so I was back in my little short skirt with no panties and coming over to get my big cock fix!

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Mmmmm… naughty fun with Master J. At church. Little me alone in the playroom. We played dollies first. And then we played other stuff. Soooo naughty! Plus he sends me sweet little emails and IMs and keeps me smiling. Thanks baby!

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My cocky older boyfriend. I’ve talked about him before – this is my honey that reminds me of my own experiences when I was 14. Our phonesex roleplays are very much like what I was like then, so I always have fun with him. We have a great interaction on our calls which is great – but I’m also really turned on by what a bad boy he is. He usually calls from the office, but last night he called from his car (you know, before going home to the Mrs.) to play with me. I love it so much when you guys crave me to that degree! Sooooo hot!

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Mr. Late Night Worker, writer of that great email I posted a few days ago. This time we spent some time talking first, discussing our real life experiences and whatnot which I always enjoy. It’s nice to connect like that. And then, of course, the naughtiness. This time we went a bit further and I played an even younger girl for him than usual. He gave me a very naughty bath before my bedtime and then I got a “special” cleaning of my little girlie parts with his tongue afterwards.

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And winner in the original category of the last few days – a new caller. I am still kind of giggly about this one. He called drunk from his hotel and wanted me to IM his wife (ok, I know it was him IMing but still, ‘A’ for effort) and tell her how I was with him in the hotel and we’d been having this great affair and all. As an added bonus, he also wanted some forced intoxication so I was making him drink vodka the whole time. And, as if that wasn’t enough, I also made him drink a lot of water and wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom until he begged sufficiently. Good times!

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Just a quick entry for now as I feel guilty when I don’t update my phone sex blog each day. I will do my best to come back later and do a more thorough post and give you the naughty updates I know you love. In speaking with some of you about this blog, it’s become quite clear that you look forward to seeing something about yourself and our particular call here so I will definitely make sure to try to stay on top of those. You’ve also all been really encouraging about my other babble and randomness and saying you enjoy that too so that’s good.

So, it’s Saturday afternoon. I’ve been up for a couple of hours now, but only just got back from a quick trip to Starbucks for my new favorite coffee. It’s probably a bad sign that I now “know” most of the people at the drive-thru window. Today I had to wait for mine to brew so the guy was all chatty and flirty with me. He’s nice and he’s very sweet, but there’s one particular guy there who is very HOT and I find quite yummy. I haven’t seen him for awhile so maybe my caffeine cravings are not lining up properly with his schedule or something. Sadness. What would I do with my own personal sexy hot boy barista? More than have him serve me freshly brewed coffee in bed, that’s for sure. Yum.

Anyway, there was a point to all that and as usual I got distracted. The point, though, is that I am expecting to be home the rest of the day and available for scandalous phone sex sessions for the duration. I was going to go to the movies tonight, but I don’t think I am now. Of course, being a girl, I’ll probably change my mind several times between now and then but whatever. You’ll still love me, right?

I think instead I’ll spend the day in an all out pampering kind of session for myself. Manicure, pedicure, facial, bubble bath – that sort of thing. Just relax and hang out and enjoy all the girlie stuff in between kinky dirty phone sex calls. I really love being such a naughty girl you know.

I think some of you have been voting for me so thanks for that. Please continue to do it each time you check in on me here.

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Have I mentioned lately how much I love ageplay phone sex? I am a big fan! I love being a naughty little girl for you all and indulging all of your taboo ageplay phonesex fantasies and roleplays. Always keep in mind I am a no taboos phone sex teen so when I say any age age play – that’s what I mean – ANY AGE, no limits. I get emails all the time asking me “do you really mean it?” — YES, yes I do! I understand how surprised you are because you often tell me other girls say it and then end up refusing. Well, not this girl! Bring me your forbidden fantasies and your deviant desires and let me prove to you that some girls really are just as dirty as you are.

Can you all do me a favor and please Vote For Me? It’s really easy, takes two seconds, and it helps me out a lot. Thank you!

I have had a naughty last couple of days which I’m definitely eager to tell you all about. Lots of bad boys and dirty daddies and horny hotties keeping me busy and oh so satisfied. Yay! I’m glad you guys enjoy the updates because I really do put a lot of effort into keeping track of everyone and I do my best to include as much as I can. I have appreciated all of your sweet emails and comments and most of all our super fun calls! I will get to that part in a bit, but since I didn’t post yesterday (well, I posted that fantastic email, but you know what I mean) I have some babbling to get out of my system first.

Maybe some “boring” stuff first. Just a reminder – if you try calling me and can’t get me for some reason, chances are pretty good I am on a call – so wait a few minutes and try back. Please do not call 18x in 2 minutes. I love your eagerness, I do, but please wait a few minutes and then try again. I don’t want to miss any of you! You can also email me to reserve a time or set up a fantasy ahead of time. I’m really good about keeping my appointments and I like to have as much info about what you want for our call so please don’t hesitate. My “general” schedule is Noon to 4am Eastern time – that’s when I’m usually available but keep in mind I do leave from time to time or else I’d be like a weird hermit chick and we don’t want that. Mostly you will catch me though and you are free to try me other times too, if I’m here and frisky I’m all yours.

Today was one of those days where I just couldn’t stay inside all day. It was such a beautiful day. Spring is in the air and I had to enjoy it. I had a lunch date which was fun. I rode around in my sexy car with the windows down, the sunroof open and the stereo super loud, especially on the highway parts of my little excursion. That is one of my most favorite things in the world. I could get in my car and drive, drive, drive with the wind in my hair and good music for like probably 9 or 10 hours. No big long road trip today, but I did go to the “good” carwash where they do the whole inside and everything. I have one happy car right now. It’s almost midnight now and it is still perfect outside. I’m on my bed, typing on my laptop with one of my bedroom windows open and it’s just so nice. Winter here is toooo long.

Alright, you guys have patient so without further delay I give you the dirty:

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Remember that guy I babysat for the other day? When I got snowed in and I had to spend the night and he let me watch porn with him and we really misbehaved? Well I got to babysit for him again… yay! This time he drove me home and since no one was home at my house I invited him up to my cute girlie bedroom and we misbehaved some more. He’s a cutie and I have really enjoyed both calls!

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One of my naughty daddies called again too and this time Mommy was home so we had to be really quiet and not wake her up. We were playing in the living room together so we turned up the TV and put the blanket over us so it looked like I was just sitting on his lap and we were watching TV in case she came out, but really I had his nice big cock inside my sweet, little pussy. Heheh.

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A new Daddy called and this time I was a slutty teen daughter that liked to tease him in my too sexy outfits that a girl my age shouldn’t even be wearing. A really short skirt, a tight sexy top with no bra , knee hi stockings and high heels and a black mesh thong. Such a tease because I needed his cock so bad. I love when I get what I want.
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Received in my email today and posted here with permission, of course…

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Amber,

This is —, aka “—” As I told you on our last call I do enjoy reading your blog. So of course I saw you mentioned our call (that’s cool) and I also saw you were asking for guys to e-mail you. I happen to have a few free minutes and thought I’d honor your request. Besides, how could I resist getting you all “tingly?” I don’t know that I’ve ever generated a Pavlovian response from a girl before. You’ll have to let me know if your clit tingled, pussy moistened, or nipples popped just at the sound of receiving e-mail. This is clearly a sorely overlooked area, so in the interest of science I thought I’d help with this great project.

Although I try to take at least a few seconds at the end of each call to express my appreciation for your talents, I fear that I’m always far too cursory. Please know that even if I’m fading into the lethargy of a post-orgasmic coma I really and truly admire your undeniable vocal acting skills. You intuitively understand what it is I want to experience in my call and you have the ability to make it happen in a very realistic way.

It seems to me that you must not only be creative, articulate and intelligent to be so good in your role-playing, but that you must, at least in some aspect or some level, enjoy the type of call or scenario that you are involved in. Obviously I’m not the only guy who notices this.

I’m sure I could ramble at you some more, but I just thought I’d jot off a few quick thoughts to let you know that people are reading your blog and enjoying your “mad skillz.”

Be well and keep up the good work on the blog. Keep up the good work on the phone, too, for that matter. It just makes me a little jealous to think of you sharing some hot fantasies with other guys. Of course they do make the best material for your blog, so I guess overall the positive outweighs the negative.

Peace, —-

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I think that is a FANTASTIC email and I particularly liked that science bit! Toooo cute!

Thanks for letting me share! XOXOX

I started my age play phone sex day off with some taboo daddy daughter incest phone sex! Yay! I love daddy’s little girl phonesex! This dad had a sexy, southern voice too which was so hot. Anyway, seems I was a naughty young girl at school and the principal called and told on me. That big meanie! He caught me behind the school – with 2 older boys. I was on my knees and had my panties down and was, well, you know… sucking them off. Daddy wasn’t mad though. Nope! He just wanted me to show him what I was doing! I was so happy to not be in trouble that I eagerly took out his cock. My gosh! Soooo much bigger than the boys at school! Oh and guess what else Daddy and I did? Maybe I’ll tell you and maybe I won’t…

Thought I’d switch it up on you guys and start out with a little naughty first! More later so stay tuned. I am sure I have some random ramble for you. Thinking…

Oh, how about how I almost got killed today. Sure did. Sort of my fault, sort of not. I went to check the mailbox (there was nothing, cry cry cry) after having done a few other things and it had gotten to be after work traffic time which super sucks. Well, I am really a menace out there, for real. I am like all aggressive and impatient and risky and speedy and all. I don’t scare myself but you probably wouldn’t want to ride with me. Anyway, I get very agitated being stuck behind people and the turn I needed to make was onto a street with just a 4-way stop and the cars were wayyy backed up and I could tell it was going to take forever. So I thought I’d be all crafty and go to the next street and turn in and cut through and come out on the other side. Smart, right? Except as soon as I turned in I saw the “No Outlet” sign. Grrrrr!!! So then I had to turn around and come back out and make a LEFT into all the traffic. Great news. Nobody wanted to let me do it either so I kept creeping out anyway and finally some lady sort of stopped (I didnt really give her much choice). But then I couldn’t see in the other oncoming traffic lane because there was a ridiculously big SUV blocking my view. So I kept creeping and almost got killed! Eeeeek!! That person was not so happy to see me at all. They honked and swerved and I’m sure cussed me out. And they gave me a heart attack which is so inconsiderate of them. Jerks. Would any of you miss me?

I wish I had a laundry robot. I don’t suppose any of you could invent one of those for me? I would show you my undying gratitude and my undying gratitude is hot. You’d like it for sure. You’d like it in the morning. And at lunch. And after work. And before bed. And in the middle of the night. So, uh, anyone? Laundry robot? Please?

Also, could some more of you please email me? Particularly if we’ve misbehaved together. I like to send you little thank you kissies at the very least. And I get all tingly when my email sound thing goes off. It’s almost kind of Pavlovian.

Some sexy hot UK guy today called and wanted to play with school girl me in my little “knickers”. I just love that so much! He also mentioned my “bathing costume”. Is that not the cutest thing? It sounds like so old-timey or something. He really, really had the sexy accent going on. Made me all starry-eyed because he just sounded so dreamy. I did, in fact, show him my knickers, in case you were wondering. I’m naughty like that.

Oh! Last night I had this guy call and not for “sweet, nice Amber” but for my evil, wicked, what do you call it? You know what I mean? Like not twin but something else. Anyway, in this particular roleplay fantasy, I was the 7th grade neighbor girl and he was the college neighbor home for a visit. I went into my room and found him stroking his tiny little thinger with a pair of my panties! So I laughed and teased him and made him do all sorts of things in order to win my silence. Naughty things. It was fun! I was all wanting to be dirty and pervy and freaky last night too so YAY!

Had some quickie fun with my morning wood neighbor guy too except this time it was office temp quickie fun! Rawr!

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A groovy Monday night to all of you. Hope you had a nice day and are ready for some dirty action with yours truly. I am feeling sort of extra pervy and kinky tonight so if you have something particularly nasty on your mind let’s go for it. I really do love the taboo phonesex stuff and I don’t just mean “age play phone sex”. I know most of you sort of like to think of me as sweet and naughty, which I am, of course. But sometimes I am a little more than naughty and I like to be ~ D I R T Y ~ and ~ F R E AK Y ~ and this is one of those times! Tonight I want to do all the things nice girls aren’t supposed to. Tomorrow I can be your sweet little precious angel again, promise.

Did you all like my song? I know at least one person did – he left me a real actual comment! Yay! A good one too, smart and thoughtful – you should check it out. I am all proud of myself for figuring out how to post youtube right in here too so I will probably be obsessed with that for awhile. I even made it pink!! I don’t spend a lot of time youtubing but every now and then I find something I feel the need to share. Hopefully it didn’t cause any major lag or anything for anyone. And I figured it would be ok for my naughty guys at work since it doesn’t just automatically start playing and you won’t get busted. I do try to keep that kind of thing in mind, you know, being discreet and all.

I woke up to “sunshine kisses” in my email this morning. With little teeny tiny pictures of the sunshine and of teeny tiny kisses and everything. I promise I will watch for the unicorns like You asked. Hehe.

Speaking of sunshine, I’ve been walking on it lately, much like Katrina (and the waves) and a decked out Patrick Bateman on his way to work. I watched that AGAIN. I just love it so much I pop it in and let it run in the background while I am doing other things. But yeah. Sunshine. Walking on it. I am. You know who you are.

Does anyone have any opinion on my going to tan? Like I know some guys are super against it and some are like “whatever you want, babe”. I have gone in the past and I do like getting all toasty and warm in the hot lights and find it very relaxing. I see how some girls can get addicted to it for THOSE reasons, but I don’t get all tanorexic or anything. Yuck. I have been having this debate with myself for the last couple of weeks and I just can’t decide. It’s not like I’m all milky white or anything so I don’t really need to, but I do like a little bit of tan I guess. I tan naked if that helps in your decision making process. Oh and then I need lots of lotioning up… bonus! And what about tattoos? Just kidding! No tattoos for me.

That’s kind of a short post tonight, but maybe I’ll be back later. Don’t forget what I said about making me your dirty girl tonight!

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