Archive for March, 2008

Amber the rambler. Heh.

ageplay amber

So, you all haven’t really been “treated” to my free-flowing rambling yet and I think it is about time. I like to just start writing and see what happens sometimes. I kind of have a bunch of things circulating in my mind and it’s easier to just kinda go for it than to try and have an organized posting session sometimes. Plus I am just in that kind of mood. So buckle up.

It’s 2:13am and I have a cock worship wake up call scheduled for 5:30am so I have time to kill. Hopefully the phone will ring and I will keep getting “distracted” from here. My wake up call is with a new playmate that I was lucky to get just over this past weekend. He’s sort of Dominant but he’s really nice about it so I am really enjoying playing with him. He likes me to worship his cock and that’s easy enough for me. He also likes me to sort of get younger and younger while doing it so that gives it a little extra flair and I really like that. When he wakes up to my sexy sweet voice in a couple of hours, I will have an imaginary playmate with me and I will show her how to please him. It is, coincidentally, April Fool’s Day now which works perfectly with the rest of his fantasy roleplay - I will keep tricking him about her age and she will be much younger than he really thinks.

It’s thunderstorming again. I was out today in just short sleeves and wasn’t freezing or trying to rush to get inside anywhere so that’s a plus. I would so much rather be too hot than too cold. I don’t do cold very well. I like snow but we mostly only had slushy ice snow this winter and that kind of sucked.

I am ready for summer. So ready. I want to wear shorts and tiny tops and get pedicures and flip flops in a zillion colors and feel the heat of the sun on my skin and drive with the windows down, the sunroof open and the music blasting. I have a terrible driving record. Slow drivers make me insane. I get wayyy too many tickets and that’s not counting the ones I have managed to charm my way out of. Which isn’t enough hence the bad driving record.

Oh! I know! Why don’t some of you guys send me a mix CD? I love those so much! Put all of your favorite songs on it or songs that you think I would like or songs that remind you of me or something. Email me for the address. And then I can rock out to your tunes while flying down the highway and eluding the police! Yay!

Rambly enough for you yet? No? Ok.

I need lasik. That eye burning or whatever horrifying thing it is they do to you so you can ditch the contacts forever. I saw Jessica Simpson get hers and I’m pretty sure I would never be able to do it, but I want it anyway. Ok, it is giving me a shiver just thinking about it. I can barely sit still when they do that eye puffing blast of air thing. And the eye doctor inevitably sighs exasperatedly at me. :(

I made a bet with one of the other girls. For April. A contest sort of bet. I think just for bragging rights. I’m super competitive and according to her I am a “nose rubber” (no way! i am a sweet angel!), so she may not be talking to me at the end of the month. Sad. I will try to be nice even though I am so going to kick her butt. With your guys’ help, of course. There are 3 areas of competition and the winner must be the best in 2 out of 3. I fully expect to sweep with a perfect 3 out of 3.

I played with my favorite caller today. He deserves his own entry so I will definitely do that, but I just wanted to get at least something in here about it in the meantime. I forgot to tell him that a few of you have started sort of mentioning him in a somewhat jealous and almost snarky way. You should be jealous - I absolutely adore him. You shouldn’t be snarky though. Tsk. Tsk. He and I are quite the wicked punishers, so I’d watch out if I were you! Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on March 31st, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Family fun over the weekend…

As usual, I’ve had quite a few father daughter roleplay calls this weekend. I talk about those a lot because they really are one of my favorites (right, daddies?) but I also enjoy other types of ageplay incest phone sex calls as well. I have taboo brother sister incest phonesex fantasy fun quite often. Every now and then I get to be a good little girl for grampa or a favorite uncle will show up for some dirty fun with his naughty little niece.

incest phone sex

I like the whole ageplay incest fantasy roleplay thing quite a bit. It’s just nice to really be the ultimate good girl for daddy or to let my big brother teach me all about how boys like to be pleased or to tease a horny uncle that knows better but can’t fight the temptation when presented with a frisky niece intent on having her way - and his hard cock and creamy, thick cum. The allure of the forbidden is just so intoxicating!

I suspect these fantasies are so popular because whether we are aware of it or not, the first people we imprint on are those around us - our families. I distinctly remember being very young and announcing my plans to marry my Dad when I grew up. I was really angry at my Mom and upset when she told me I couldn’t! I have an older brother too and it turns out he’s what my friends consider hot. I remember being completely icked out the first time one of them mentioned it to me back in like the 7th grade or whatever, but I also remember looking at him differently afterwards and Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on March 30th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Your Cock + My Mouth = A Cumtastic Good Time

I find that I ask a lot during my calls if you’d like me to suck your cock. Like “Want me to suck it, Daddy?” all cute and sweet and eager to please. And as soon as the words are out of my mouth I think to myself “Oh, geeze, what man would ever say no to a blow job you dork”. It makes me kind of laugh to myself but you guys are always nice about it! Cocksucking is one of the most popular things in my teen phone sex calls whether or not they involve age play or incest or kink or whatever.

teen amber

I know that I am really good at it. On and off the phone. Let’s face it, some girls are just not good at it. No enthusiasm. No desire. I like it. I’m not bragging (or maybe I am) but I know for a fact I give really great head. On the phone I am very descriptive and all. I am a very visual person so I’m able to “replay” the real thing in my mind as I describe it so you’re getting a virtual blow job that’s pretty much like what you’d get if I really were between your legs with your cock to enjoy.

Let me have my way with you in a sexy, slow amazing blow job that is so close to the real thing you’ll swear you can feel my lips wrapped around your deliciously hard cock. I’ll tease you slowly, prolonging your orgasm until you see stars. Or maybe you’d prefer a fast, frenzied one where I Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on March 29th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

I now interrupt this blog…

I thought it might be fun to start mixing in some random stuff. Let’s play a little game.

What movie is this quote from? I have somewhat unusual taste in movies and the following quote is delivered by one of my all-time favorite movie characters. The book is also outstanding.

Comment your answer or email me.

“I have to return some videotapes”

Extra credit for knowing the character name. And no cheating!

amber

Posted on March 29th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Nasty, dirty, kinky, extreme, filthy, taboo…

Cum fuck me. You know you want to. You can do anything you want with me (or to me). I love the really dirty boys that need a kinky teen phone sex slut to cum with. You work hard all week and you need some attention, some appreciation, some relaxation. Something hot and nasty to release all your tension. How about a hot phone fuck with me. I’m hot and nasty. Seriously.

cum fuck me

I know I talk about age play phone sex all the time and the more traditional roleplays and fantasies that go hand in hand with that. But I’m also a dirty little fucktoy that has no limits or taboos. I have really done pretty much all kinds of calls so you aren’t going to shock me or freak me out. I pinkie swear. In fact, I bet I could shock some of you. So don’t be shy.

I don’t always spell out everything in super explicit detail because what turns one person on may not be so thrilling to another so I try to let you know - whatever it is, it’s alright. Dirty, nasty, kinky, freaky, perverse, hardcore, Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on March 28th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

My cute little box…

I know you all love my cute little box… but stop thinking dirty for a minute! Ok, well, never stop thinking dirty, but DO check out the box in the upper lefthand corner of my sexy blog (yeah, right there, see it?) and subscribe to my taboo age play phone sex blog. You wouldn’t want to miss anything, right? You won’t get any spam or anything, just a notification email telling you there’s new hotness here. Pop in your email and then make sure you do the confirmation email thinger. And, you can unsubscribe at any time… but, don’t or I will be sad!

Posted on March 27th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Doctor D! You are the best!

thank you!

Yay! Much to my delight, I have been spoiled yet again by dirty Doctor D! I can’t even begin to tell you how ecstatic that makes me! This time I’ll be getting the 3 “highest priority” items from My Wishlist! What an unexpected and totally wonderful surprise!

Once again I can’t stop gushing about it - it is really is soooo sweet.

Thank you Doctor D! You really know how to make me so happy and I can’t wait to return the favor. I will definitely be showing my intense appreciation during our next call. Someone is going to cum seriously seriously extra hard!

Posted on March 26th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Sweet and innocent and never been touched…

Sweet and innocent is so irresistable, isn’t it? I like the underage phone sex fantasies where I get to be just that - a precious little angel that’s never been touched and is just so completely tempting. Let’s indulge our extreme age play phonesex fantasies with a very taboo roleplay fantasy…

sweet amber

Maybe i am the adorable young girl next door that wanders over for a visit. I could be a friend of your daughter’s, sleeping over and waking up in the middle of the night and needing some “comforting”. I could be your new stepdaughter left home alone with you - the real reason you married my mom. Of course I love to be daddy’s own little girl, too. You could be my uncle asked to babysit your cute little niece for awhile. Or even my dirty old grandpa.

I can be very willing and eager to please, a submissive little sweetheart that only wants to make you happy and will do anything, anything at all. Or the reluctant little girl that Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on March 26th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

No one loves Daddy like his little girl…

daddy's little girl amber

I am dedicating this to all the kinky dirty daddies that like to have daddy daughter incest phone sex with me! I love being a teen daddy’s little girl phonesex sweetheart and I get a lot of horny dads wanting to play special secret games with me. I love to indulge all of their incest age play fantasies no matter how taboo or forbidden. When I say anything goes age play phone sex, well, yeah, that’s what I mean! No limits!

Sometimes it’s kind of the extreme underage fantasy phone sex where i am super young and sweet and innocent. I am really good at those because of not only my young voice but I just think they are a lot of fun to roleplay. A lot of the time in these roleplay fantasies, I will be the curious little cutie asking Daddy questions about sex and wanting to see and touch and stuff. Or maybe Daddy can’t help himself and makes me his little baby slut.

Other times, it’s more of a teen daughter fantasy where I have been kind of teasing Daddy and it’s time to find out what happens to a teenage cocktease. I really like those a lot too. Or the ones where I am just sooo attracted to my unsuspecting dad and practically throw myself at him until he can’t resist and Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on March 25th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »

Whew, what a busy little girl I have been!

I love to update my age play phone sex blog and I think I have done a pretty darn good job today! I know there are still so many great calls to talk about and I love you all, but my little fingers need a rest. Or, well, a new activity for awhile!

I’ll keep updating so if you don’t see your call here yet you’ll have to either be patient and wait or… I dunno, spank me or something!

Seriously though, I am going to keep working on them. You do keep me really busy on the phone (yay!) and I like to do a good job when I post, so hang in there.

Maybe you could participate a little and leave some comments for me? Or send me a compliment email to toss in? I would love you forever! Pretty please?

Now, I’m stepping away from this computer and hoping some of these posts have gotten you in the mood for your favorite age play princess!

Cum n get me!

Oh, actually… if you try me and you can’t get me for some reason - please try back! It seems a lot of the time you all get horny for me at the same time and I am already on a call. I do forward to my friend Taylor so she might answer sometimes if she isn’t busy too. And then she can tell you if I am on a call or went out or whatever. And um, you have my permission to do her, she’s hot and naughty too!

Now cum get me for real!

naughty amber

Posted on March 24th, 2008 by admin  |  No Comments »